Team Fortress Turns 21 - Blog Post

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  1. Startacker!

    aa Startacker! L⛧: Hell's Bells

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    aaa hey
    From http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31954

    Team Fortress turns twenty-one years old today, which is a pretty big milestone. We can now legally drink, join the army, gamble at casinos, get a driver's license, obtain a concealed weapons permit, and go to the bathroom in pretty much any state you want to name. But all that's small stupid potatoes compared to a little loophole we uncovered: When you're 21, you can adopt a baby in Colorado, Delaware, and Oklahoma.


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    Say hello to Team Crabwalk Rocketjump Fortress from Colorado! She's pretty small, so we had to get her a couple of books to sit on to reach the keyboard. So far all she does is poop, cry and code, which is making the other TF2 team members jealous, because up until now that's mostly been their job. Welcome to the free market, boyos.
     
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  2. Muddy

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    Not a patch on Crash's kid imo
     
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  3. Infomaniac

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    -States the obvious, whoops-
    This is a pretty funny blog post
     
  4. Erk

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    Insomnia61
    August 24, 2017 - TF2 Team

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    Multiplay’s Insomnia Gaming Festival is traditionally one of the most prominent events in the TF2 esport calendar. i61 is no exception with the Team Fortress 2 Open featuring extraordinary players fighting for a share of the largest prize pool in TF2 this year.


    Coverage of Insomnia 61 at the NEC in Birmingham, England spans August 25th - 28th. Three solid days of action cumulate in the two best teams of the event stepping up to the main stage to fight for the right to take home a big cardboard cheque.


    If you can’t attend in person, you can watch all the action live on Twitch at Essentials.TFoffering an exceptional and worldly lineup of shoutcasters and analysts.

    Two blog posts in a day?? Maddening!
     
  5. EArkham

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    Whose baby is it? I'm assuming one of the devs.

    No mohawk, so ain't Crash's.
     
  6. CommodoreKong

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    When you do a search for the image on Google nothing comes up so it's not a stock photo. It probably is a picture of a baby from someone at Valve.

    Also I'm glad they've figured out how to fix the lack of man power on the TF2 team, hopefully they'll be able to adopt a few more babies who can code.
     
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  7. MegapiemanPHD

    aa MegapiemanPHD Doctorate in Deliciousness

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    Don't you mean the lack of Mannpower?
     
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  8. [Rx.] Christian Troy

    [Rx.] Christian Troy L4: Comfortable Member

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    Here in Michigan we no longer need a permit for a conceal weapon and never did for open carry. :cool::p
     
  9. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    Is "open carry" where your adopted baby is in one of those slings it can see out of?
     
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  10. [Rx.] Christian Troy

    [Rx.] Christian Troy L4: Comfortable Member

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    If ya feel the need to put it to your chest I wouldn't be one to stop ya. Just Darwin at it's finest. ;)
     
  11. Pocket

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    I have no doubt that most people who open carry refer to the things they're carrying as their "baby" and love them more than any actual offspring they might have.
     
  12. LeSwordfish

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    Makes sense, considering how rarely you hear about a gun accidentally killing itself with an inappropriately-secured baby.
     
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