Scenes From a hat

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fantasma, Oct 29, 2014.

  1. Fantasma

    aa Fantasma

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    Scenes from a hat

    Welcome to tf2maps
    Where your sightlines are messed up, and the thanks don’t matter

    That’s right it’s just like a visit to the optometrist’s.

    For those who don’t know this is a game called scenes from a hat (created by the show "whose line is it anyway") where a question is asked (in the form of a statement) and it’s the job of the next person to think of the funniest response

    Rules:
    -When answering a question quote it in your post

    -Feel free to post a question but it must be in the form of a statement (E.g: Things you can say about your map and not your girlfriend)

    -Site rules still apply, you’re allowed to jab at people but don’t be a dick

    Starting questions:
    Things you can say about your relatives, but not your map.
    AND
    Things you can say about your map, but not your girlfriend
    AND EVEN
    Things you can say about your map, AND your girlfriend
     
    Last edited: Oct 29, 2014
  2. Dain

    Dain L3: Member

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    I can never finish it.

    New question: Things you can say while mapping, but NOT during sex.
     
  3. Idolon

    aa Idolon the worst admin

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    "Goddammit stop crashing you piece of shit oh my god what the hell FUCK well there goes three hours of work"

    New Question: Things you could stick in your map and also your partner.
     
  4. nightwatch

    aa nightwatch

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    This has the most obvious answer possible.
     
  5. shadowslasher11

    aa shadowslasher11

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    A long ass train.

    New Question: What trait would you remove from 2fort, and your boyfriend/girlfriend.
     
  6. Bunbun

    aa Bunbun Gay sex slave

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    That long thing in the middle

    New Question: What sort of feedback would you leave on a played map that can also be used to describe your partner?
     
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  7. Crash

    aa Crash func_nerd

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Fantasma

    aa Fantasma

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    !gf You have a Leak

    (also this thread is going fantastic, keep it up but don't use up all your good ideas at once)
     
  9. Idolon

    aa Idolon the worst admin

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    !gf
     
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  10. shadowslasher11

    aa shadowslasher11

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    Displacements need adjusting.

    NQ: What's the worst prop you could see in a map, that you can also likely see your partner using in a roleplaying sex outfit?
     
  11. Idolon

    aa Idolon the worst admin

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    Cinematic Mod Breen.

    New Scene: Something that every map benefits from.
     
  12. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    Clipping.
     
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  13. Izotope

    aa Izotope Never releases maps

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    I need a break.
     
  14. Fantasma

    aa Fantasma

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    Question:
    Graffiti in the tf2maps bathroom
    (If all users lived together in a building that is)
     
  15. UKCS-Alias

    aa UKCS-Alias Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?

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    They would just make a 72h contest to detail it.
    They will ask where the func_toilet is

    Question: What is recommended feedback for mapping that at work will most likely result in being fired?
     
  16. takabuschik

    aa takabuschik

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    !gf add more time
    or
    !fb where's the exit?

    Question: Something that you should put in your map but not in front of your house
     
  17. UKCS-Alias

    aa UKCS-Alias Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?

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    A trainsawlaserdevice
    A deathpit
     
  18. Izotope

    aa Izotope Never releases maps

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    A payload track ending at a pit full of explosive barrels.
     
  19. PyroDevil

    PyroDevil L3: Member

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    [​IMG]
    This.
     
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