Rules of The Mapping Community (A Rules of the Internet Parody)

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  1. shadowslasher11

    aa shadowslasher11

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    A parody of the "Rules of the Internet" meme, a list that was created by the internet, for the internet, that contradicts the internet.

    Current List:

    1. We do not talk about carve
    2. We do NOT talk about carve

    Then just continue onto the list.
     
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  2. Tumbolisu

    aa Tumbolisu  I ⌄ I 

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  3. YM

    aa YM LVL100 YM

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    And he's not just some forum rando who likes to buck trends. He's a pro. Works for Bungie.
     
  4. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    Really? Neat, I remember him from when he made official NS maps. (or was that KungFuDiscoMonkey? god I always got those two mixed up because they both made maps... one was on the mod team and one was a regular guy)
     
  5. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    34. If it can be mapped, it HAS been mapped. If it has not been mapped, it WILL be mapped.
     
  6. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    As some of those who are in the chat will know... the existing rule 34 applies quite fine here too.
     
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  7. shadowslasher11

    aa shadowslasher11

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    2.5) Get the fuck on topic. XP
     
  8. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    8. There are no real rules about mapping
    9. There are no real rules about compiling either
    - Enjoy your error.
     
  9. shadowslasher11

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    *Kicks the bucket*

    I'm done.
     
  10. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    10. kicking a bucket requires the bucket to be non-static, which is expensive. Don't kick buckets without a good reason.
     
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  11. Fantasma

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    11. You must have pictures to prove your statement or explain anything mapping related, especially edited with ms paint
    12. Feedback moar — it's never enough.
    19. The more you hate minecraft maps, the more they get played
     
  12. Sergis

    aa Sergis L666: ])oo]v[

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    20. There are no real rules about playtesting
    20. There are no real rules about version naming
    20. There are no real rules about rule numbering
    20. If there are, I don't care, I'm doing things my way anyway
    21. As a consequence of rules 8, 9 and 20, mapping is anarchy.
     
  13. RubbishyUser

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    Can I have the bucket?
     
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  14. shadowslasher11

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    13. There is no such thing as a "Good" map.
    14. Do not argue with Valve, you WILL lose.
    15. Maps are made to be reskinned
    18. One orange map leads to another.
     
  15. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    Maybe.

    Have you downloaded enough video ram?
     
  16. UKCS-Alias

    aa UKCS-Alias Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?

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    Props cant be traded.
    Unless the prop was actualy a weapon in the game and only put in the map as a prop.
    Especialy cp_orange

    b51a. An error in the map is allways the player fault. They shouldnt have gone into the trigger in the first place. Have a nice day being stuck
    b51b. Bots in mvm are more intelligent than the player
    b51b1. As mapper its unwise to think as the player as then you are going to make equaly stupid solutions
    b51c. SPUF is the best place for constructive feedback. They will create many solutions to fix part that dont need fixing.
     
  17. Muddy

    Server Staff Muddy Muddy

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    63: "For any given Arena map, there is a Koth version of that map."
     
  18. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    Backlot does not have a koth variant.

    However, it does have a deathmatch version. So, rule 63.a
     
  19. Coding Ethan

    Coding Ethan L2: Junior Member

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  20. phi

    aa phi Within The Vacuum Of Infinity...

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    Rule № 363 - any given custom map, no matter how high quality, will never equate to the purity that is Badlands, and must be mocked accordingly: usually through such a method as calling out "its not badlands", often through the use of gifs and annoying repetition (referred to as the Papa Smurf Rule in certain regions)