Robot Identifies Human Flesh as Bacon

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  1. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    The apocalypse will consist of killer computerized trains and flesh-tasting robots from Japan.

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  2. StoneFrog

    StoneFrog L6: Sharp Member

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    Damnit! If these robots enjoy bacon as much as I do, we don't have long.
     
  3. Owlruler

    Owlruler L12: Fabulous Member

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    Run for the hills!!
     
  4. Armadillo of Doom

    aa Armadillo of Doom Group Founder, Lover of Pie

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    I'm rather fond of Jim Gaffigan's bacon rant :) If you grind it up, it's like the fairy dust of the food world. Don't like that baked potato? Bam! Bacon bits, and now it's delicious. Add a handful to salad, and it is no longer salad. It becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the green leaves'. And this makes pigs almost god-like animals. You feed them an apple and bacon comes out. It's like the best recycling program ever.
     
  5. SiniStarR

    SiniStarR L8: Fancy Shmancy Member

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    why are we teaching them this again?
     
  6. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

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    Oh...fuck.
     
  7. drp

    aa drp

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    i for one, welcome our bacon eating overlords.
     
  8. AntonJ3000

    AntonJ3000 I am inactive and make horrible maps

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    Hmm, If I get hungry.. I can just eat myself?.. And it tastes like bacon? :D
     
  9. uma plata

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    Oh well, we had a good run.
     
  10. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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