Real Flaw of 2Fort Exposed

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by BagOfChips, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. BagOfChips

    BagOfChips L5: Dapper Member

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    "I'm not sure if I'm the only one thats noticed this or not, but you can ONLY block the spiral entrance on the blue side - you can crouch jump over a dispenser on red side, no matter how you place it, this....needs to be fixed."
     
  2. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    The engineer could have placed a sentry there if you'd prefer.

    Seriously, is this a thread about a player who can't kill the big mean dispenser?

    Ediit: Oh, I get it, you're trolling.
     
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  3. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

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    He's quoting from steam forums I believe.
     
  4. Nineaxis

    aa Nineaxis Quack Doctor

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    Yes, this is a Steam forums thread.
     
  5. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    Oh, now see. Here I thought you were an idiot and/or troll.

    You gotta say these thing, man.

    In any case, this is absurd.
     
  6. BagOfChips

    BagOfChips L5: Dapper Member

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    I thought the quotes gave it away.
     
  7. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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  8. Jack Riguel

    Jack Riguel L10: Glamorous Member

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    Penguin is a gullible fool! >.<

    Ah... had a bad day, and this made it better. Thanks TF2Maps.net!
     
  9. Don

    Don L2: Junior Member

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    We're at TF2Maps.net, maybe YOU can fix it? You should then make a new thread in maps with your map ''ctf_2fort_with_no_more_flaws_on_the_red_side_A1''

    Valve will, absolutly, indeed, for sure, change their current version of ctf_2fort if you come up with such a map!

    :O
     
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  10. Penguin

    aa Penguin Clinically Diagnosed with Small Mapper's Syndrome

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    "ctf_2fort_with_no_more_flaws_on_the_red_side_rainy_sunset_improved_A1''


    Hell, I'd play that.
     
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  11. Smetzle

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    "ctf_2fort_with_no_more_flaws_on_the_red_side_rain y_sunset_improved_but_woth_no_clouds_also_upside_down_and_tilted_a_bit_so_red_are_going_downhill_with_a_cow_blocking_the_bridge_also_strobe_lights_in_the_intel_room_because_i_am_1337_m4pp3r_a1.14159''
     
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  12. PenPen

    PenPen L5: Dapper Member

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    Oh no, 2fort is perfect. There's no debate about it, anyone who disagrees can do 20 backflips in a row.
     
  13. Don

    Don L2: Junior Member

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    Done!
     
  14. Gaw

    Gaw L4: Comfortable Member

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    surf_ctf_2fort_with_no_more_flaws_on_the_red_side_rain y_sunset_improved_but_woth_no_clouds_also_upside_down_and_tilted_a_bit_so_red_are_going_downhill_with_a_cow_blocking_the_bridge_also_strobe_lights_in_the_intel_room_because_i_am_1337_m4pp3r_also_there_is_secrets_and_trap_secrets_with_cake_but_the_cake_is_a_lie.

    I also like all the buzz words used in the title.

    "Real flaw of 2fort.. EXPOSED!"

    Makes it sound like a shitty article from a gaming magazine ::p:
     
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  15. Stormcaller3801

    Stormcaller3801 L5: Dapper Member

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    This reminds me of my brilliant plan for convincing the other team you're not taking things seriously on the Payload map of your choice:

    Get your entire team to go Engineer, and then wall up the doors to their starting area with Dispensers.

    There's an obvious flaw in this plan, but you have to admit, it'd make people stop and wonder what the heck you're doing.
     
  16. Terr

    aa Terr Cranky Coder

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    Those folks on the Steam forums? Way behind the times....
    Oh, I cannae hide it no longer: Guilty, yer honor! Oh, the shame! What will me mum think? I know I went down a bad path, sir, but ye gotta' believe meh! Spies cannae get into the spawn no more, don't that count for sommat!? :crying:

    But seriously, if there's any sort of glitch fix or asymmetry you think I missed, please let me know.
     
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  17. Don

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    I do believe all servers running 2fort are going to run your version cause it is so much more useful!

    As boojum says,

    If you put sprinkles on poop it doesn't become chocolate ice cream.
     
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  18. Gaw

    Gaw L4: Comfortable Member

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    I'm speechless :O
     
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  19. Ninjilla

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    It doesnt? Ah shit...
     
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  20. Terr

    aa Terr Cranky Coder

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    Yes, yes, I know the prevailing dogma already, no constructive feedback, why do I bother, etc.

    But it's not like I'm just slapping a different light angle and a few dustmotes and calling it "sunset", so don't lump me in with them either...
     
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