"Please Give Us Our UGC Medals" 2017-02-11

Gentle guitar song. Made by Yours Truly.

  1. bran

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    "Please Give Us Our UGC Medals" - Gentle guitar song. Made by Yours Truly.

    Lyrics
    Hey there Valve, my name is bran
    I wanna request that you guys make a plan
    I'm so damn tired of sitting and waiting
    You got me all hyped up and now you're just baiting :^/ so

    Please give us our UGC medals, I really want to show
    that
    I got 8th place in Iron, a few seasons ago

    I just want one, is that too much to ask?
    It really shouldn't be too difficult a task
    They gave us our honors, to please our eyes,
    But when can we get that in-game prize? Oh

    Please give us our UGC medals, I really want to show
    that
    I got 8th place in Iron, a few seasons ago

    Come on now, Valve, this game isn't dead
    At least that's what b4nny and Uncle Dane said
    New people discover it every day,
    And I swear to God that I'm no free-to-play

    Please give us our UGC medals, I really want to show
    that
    I got 8th place in Iron, a few seasons ago, ohh

    A few seasons ago
    A few seasons ago we got 8th place and it was pretty great
    It was pretty great
    Please give us our medals

    --

    (Please understand the amount of irony / meme layers)
     
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    This. Is. True. Art.