Need the smallest map possible

By this, I just mean a small textureless square

 

So... a map that is one cubic hammer unit and only nodraw textures?

 

Even the noobiest noob to ever noob could easily make this map in under a minute. Frankly, this project is so simple that even if you have a busy schedule, you should be able to do this yourself.

 

Yesiree

 

Hope this will work for you, see attached file for the VMF

 

Thank you!