Mapping jokes.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by HQDefault, Oct 28, 2014.

  1. HQDefault

    aa HQDefault ...what

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    Basically, we use certain maps on this website to describe certain problems. You've already seen me use Creekwood sightlines every now-and-then.

    Rules:
    Don't make a joke unless the guy knows his map is comically bad. Like me.
    Don't do anything obscure. (i.e. SkiLift skybox)

    I'll start:
    Creekwood sightlines
    TrainSawLazer hazards.

    Those are the blatantly obvious ones.
     
  2. wareya

    wareya L7: Fancy Member

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    The best thing since 2fort!
     
  3. nightwatch

    aa nightwatch

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    DOOM's maps are an excellent example of intuitive level design.
     
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  4. radarhead

    aa radarhead Level 20 "Mapper"

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    HQ, you're the only one I've ever seen say "Creekwood sightlines"
     
  5. phi

    aa phi Let Pain Be Your Guide

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    its not badlands
     
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  6. Izotope

    aa Izotope Never releases maps

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    this is going well..
     
  7. HQDefault

    aa HQDefault ...what

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    I know. I'm surprised.
     
  8. Fantasma

    aa Fantasma

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    Inari will beat nikori/backwoods in the Mann V.S Aliens contest

    Best joke I could come up with.
     
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  9. Muddy

    aa Muddy Muddy

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    arena_donald_b1
     
  10. Fantasma

    aa Fantasma

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    I reckon we should do something more like scenes-from-a-hat (from whose line is it anyway)

    E.G: Things you can say about your map, but not your girlfriend (then people answer it)
     
  11. TyeZenneth

    TyeZenneth L6: Sharp Member

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    "Enough room to fit 32 people!"
     
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  12. Berry

    aa Berry spooky scary skeletons

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    Flat.
     
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  13. Muddy

    aa Muddy Muddy

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    "The result of two years of constant Hammering"
     
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  14. Dain

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    will eventually see daylight
     
  15. TyeZenneth

    TyeZenneth L6: Sharp Member

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    "Needs more public testing."
     
  16. Freyja

    aa Freyja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Red shouldn't be spawning there.
     
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  17. Izotope

    aa Izotope Never releases maps

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    lots of clipping issues, I shouldn't get stuck there
     
  18. sevin

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  19. HQDefault

    aa HQDefault ...what

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    Well that went way further off track than I thought.

    I like it! C:
     
  20. Fantasma

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    Last edited: Oct 29, 2014