I'm on a bit of a sugar rush atm, and kinda bored waiting for my party to start. So post'm if you got'm! Please try to limit cursing and dirty words to half the poem, at most. I claim no credit for any of these, just some of my favorites. Btw, props if anyone can tell me the source. There once was a buggy AI, who decided her subject should die. But when the plot was uncovered, the subject discovered, that sadly, the cake is a lie. There once was a [person] from [place], whose [body part] was [special case]. When [event] would occur, it would cause [him/her], to violate [law of time/space]. There was a young chemist from Ryde, who drank a foul poison and died. It was ortho-hydroxy- para-methoxy- tri-nitro benzaldehyde!