Let me hear about your french

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Iyashi, Sep 14, 2014.

  1. _Iyashi

    _Iyashi L1: Registered

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    Bonjour everyone, I'm Iyashi. *triumphal welcoming*

    As nobody knows, I'm a french young man with hair and everything. And recently, this Game Theory have the off-voice (I don't know his name.) saying a few words in French with an English accent. This make me laugh so bad. I'm a bad person. :O

    Related to TF2, the Spy have some lines in French like "MON DIEU" or "Mon petit chou-fleur" (This line have literally no sense). And I like that. That make me smile.

    So, as someone who are bored enough to be on the off-topic forum, tell me something in French :3
    (Don't use Google Translation. That's cheating, you will be VAC-banned for this.)

    (Also, tell me if I say something weirdly in English.)
     
  2. Prestige

    aa Prestige im not gay anymore

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    sacrebleu !
     
  3. Another Bad Pun

    Server Staff Another Bad Pun punished nerd

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    Hola! No puedo paga para mi pantalones.
     
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  4. Yacan1

    aa Yacan1 D I G I T A L I N F L U E N C E R

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    mon pantalons dans la bibliotheque
     
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  5. Faux Rhinoceros

    aa Faux Rhinoceros Also known as Dr. Element

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    Je parle une francoicis tres terrible. Entschuldigung amigo.
     
  6. Muddy

    Server Staff Muddy Muddy

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    Bienvenue, Iyashi! Desolé, mon francais n'est pas trop bien.
     
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  7. Dr. Sasha

    Dr. Sasha L4: Comfortable Member

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    Jag vet att svenska, inte franska.

    Jag älskar sverige.
     
  8. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    Omelette du fromage! Omelette du fromage omelette DU fromage. Omelette? Du Fromage omelette.
     
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  9. radarhead

    aa radarhead Level 20 "Mapper"

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    Par avion, monsieur? Je parle de boeuf!

    (I knew how to say these, but not write them, so I sort of cheated)
     
  10. Seba

    aa Seba DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD

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    Not with that conjugation you can't
     
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  11. Vert

    Vert L1: Registered

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    Oui! J'aime le francais!
    Il est une langue que j'aime parler.
    Je pense qu'il est parfait.
    Je l'aime parce-que je le sais.

    I honestly don't even know if this rhymes or is even good grammar.

    Oh the irony in that my name is a french word, but its pronounced the english way.
     
  12. Digaag Wa Riz

    Digaag Wa Riz L3: Member

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    ليس هذا فرنسي
     
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  13. RaVaGe

    aa RaVaGe

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    Non moi perso ça va, je le parle encore assez bien, après bien sûr niveau conjugaison tout ça je suis une brêle mais bon.
     
  14. fubarFX

    aa fubarFX The "raw" in "nodraw"

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    moé je suis canadien francais faque ca fait que je parles francais ...à peu près. on a pas exactement le même francais dans mon bout de pays
     
  15. zpqrei

    aa zpqrei Theme Changer Extraordinaire

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  16. Freyja

    aa Freyja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    これはどちらかではない、日本語です。
     
  17. nightwatch

    aa nightwatch

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    Was it you guys or the Lebanese that started the "my little cabbage" thing? Since the thread starter denies all claims....
     
  18. fubarFX

    aa fubarFX The "raw" in "nodraw"

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    no the cabbage thing is stupid, must have been a weird translation thing. "mon petit chou" is fine, "ma petite fleur" is okay, but "mon petit chou-fleur" is retarded
     
  19. Rik18

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    Português - Derivado do latim tal como espanhol (Castelhano), Francês, Italiano, Romeno.

    As vezes, pergunto... se vale a pena ouvir este tipo de tópicos... OU não?
     
  20. nightwatch

    aa nightwatch

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    I'm guessing it was a bad pun by whichever English person was working on the voice lines ... trying to match the absurdity of cabbage with cauliflower, in a way that would sound familiar to English speakers but ridiculous to people who speak French.