If hammer had achievements...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by The Political Gamer, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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    "Its only temporary." - Get into a fight with someone about placeholders.

    "Idle errryday." - Idle in hammer for 24 hours.

    "GG Hammer." - Get an unfixable bug that prevents you from compiling the map.
     
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  2. Moose

    Moose L6: Sharp Member

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    "Just put a fence there" - Create 20 sightlines

    "Not even good" - Carve once.

    "Reminds me of..." - Realize your map is similar to an official map.

    "LEAKED!" - create 100 leaks

    gotta get better at naming these
     
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  3. PL-7764

    PL-7764 L6: Sharp Member

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    "Not Fit for Human Eyes" - Have the Texture Browser crash 20 times, for no discernible reason.

    "Still Not Fit for Human Eyes" - Have the Model Browser crash 20 times, for no discernible reason.

    "Patience is a Virtue" - Force-quit Hammer 10 times while it appears non-responsive, but is nonetheless still compiling your map in the background.

    "To the Max!" - Reach or go beyond the maximum entity limit in a map.

    "To the Max - EXTREME!!" - Reach or go beyond the maximum brush limit in a map.

    "Crash Course" - Crash Hammer 1,000 times. The means of doing so don't matter.

    "Invalidity" - Create 1,000 invalid solids.

    "Carve my Heart Out with a Knife" - Carve 500 times in the same map, then attempt to compile.

    "I See Rainbows!" - Create a leak into the Void larger than 128 HU^2, in a spot where players can clearly see it.

    "MY EYES!!!" - Compile a fullbright map.

    Just for fun:

    "That's Gotta Hurt!" - Compile a map that is entirely covered by a single trigger_hurt brush.
     
  4. Zhan

    Zhan L5: Dapper Member

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    Hehe, this is fun.

    Your favorite place — Create a fully-functional spawn room.
    Superman — Fly 100 km around your map.
    Augh, my eyes — Compile a map without a light_environment.
    Get me out of here — Trap a team in a spawn room.

    Edit: ninja'd on the fullbright one
     
  5. Freyja

    aa Freyja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Microscopic - Have the carve tool create over 1000 micro-brushes in one carve.
     
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  6. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    "Mr Fix it" - resolve 3 consecutive leaks on the same map without going ingame.

    "Thinking with portals" - compile a map, then use the portal file to help shave 20% off your next compile time.

    "Now you see me, now you don't" - Use fast compile, then spend 5 hours fixing a compile error that resolves itself on a normal compile.

    "Smooth as a babies bottom" - Use a smoothing group on a cylindrical brush.
     
  7. Duke Silas

    Duke Silas L1: Registered

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    'You've been tango'd' - create a map with over 90% orange dev texture
    'The long walk' - add a control point more than 4096 hammer units from a spawn room
    'Checkerboard of death' - compile a map without cubemaps
    'Vertex virgin' - select the vertex tool for the first time
    'Impeding peformance' - create a displacement with a power greater than 10!
     
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  8. gamemaster1996

    gamemaster1996 L13: Stunning Member

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    Ramirez - Create a map for somebody else
    You cool kid - Own a tf2maps.net account
    Away fruity knights - Idle halfway through making a medieval map
     
  9. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    Daddy-Daughter day: Parent ten objects to each other

    Rat Pack: Fail to pak 100 textures/models into one map.

    Rat Pack, Part 2: Fail to pak a key model or texture into a "Final" map

    Poor Arch Support: Carve a cylinder into a cylinder, to get a hollow cylinder.

    Poor Visiblility: cut your compile time 80% in a singkle version.
     
  10. Icarus

    aa Icarus

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    You dun goofed: Compile your map with the wrong version name
     
  11. Steff0o

    Steff0o L6: Sharp Member

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    Water Maddness: Create working displaced Water
    Blue Lines, EVERYWHERE: Create a detail object from brushes and forget func_detail
     
  12. Micnax

    aa Micnax I maek map

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    Builder's Crack - Don't complete more than 3 maps you're working on at the same time.
     
  13. Codename22

    Codename22 L1: Registered

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  14. Moose

    Moose L6: Sharp Member

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    Whee!

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  15. Mr.Late

    Mr.Late L7: Fancy Member

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  16. Bermuda Cake

    Bermuda Cake L9: Fashionable Member

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    Weeee! - Spend half an hour swooping through doors in the 3d viewer.

    so pro: Use the bot command to test spawn points and spend ages killing them all with taunts.
     
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  17. Yacan1

    aa Yacan1 D I G I T A L I N F L U E N C E R

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    "Its alive!" - create a bot-functional map
    "Trigger finger" - have more than 100 working trigger brushes in your map
    "Grand opening" - Release your map to the public
    "Hat Trick" - Find a hat in your map
    "Hat-tastic" - Find a hat in your map while playing with real people
     
  18. GoldenGirl

    GoldenGirl Banned

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    lazy women : copy paste piece of another map in your
     
  19. Trotim

    aa Trotim

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    Godlike - Finish and release a working official-like map
     
  20. sniprpenguin

    sniprpenguin L6: Sharp Member

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    The Few, The Proud, The Youme - Go official.