Hello Americans!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Daedryon, Dec 20, 2009.

  1. Daedryon

    Daedryon L3: Member

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    Hello there, Americans! Yes, I am from Canada, and I know what you're thinking.

    "Wow!...Must've been cold!"

    Well, yes. It was a frozen, hostile wasteland. And there was much work to be done if we were to survive the elements.

    After boring a hole in the ice to find food, my good friend Nantuk, and I, would build an igloo, to protect ourselves from polar bears....and flying hockey pucks.

    Then, we would drink alot of beer, and when Nantuk was ready he would tell me the story of the Great Moose who said to the Little Squirrel; "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"

    Incase you're wondering, this is a comedy bit by Jim Carrey. I changed some wording around for this thread.
    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ic3xNfEP_o"]YouTube- Jim Carrey - Canada[/ame]
     
  2. jpr

    aa jpr

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    I'm from finland and we have polar bears and penguins
     
  3. TMP

    aa TMP Abuser of Site Rules

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    I'm from texas, and we have steers and queers, and I don't look queer so that kinda narrows it down, doesn't it.
     
  4. Daedryon

    Daedryon L3: Member

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    Haha! Full Metal Jacket ftw.
     
  5. Steff0o

    Steff0o L6: Sharp Member

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    Im from holland its -8 here now
     
  6. ANova

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    I'm from Kentucky and we have cousin making out with cousin and Red Necks everywhere
     
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  7. Daedryon

    Daedryon L3: Member

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    Nice responses. I'm literally laughing my arse off!
     
  8. Trotim

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    I'm from Germany and HAHAHA OCTOBERFEST
     
  9. jpr

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    Oktoberfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  10. DaBeatzProject

    aa DaBeatzProject

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    I'm from dustbowl and we have sentries ..
    >_<
     
  11. Owlruler

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    I'm from England.............
     
  12. cyked

    cyked L3: Member

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    I'm from Michigan. I lose.
     
  13. Engineer

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    I'm from Latvia. Winter, cold, -20 :D
     
  14. littleedge

    aa littleedge L1111: Clipping Guru

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    I'm from New Hampshire. People come up here and worry about Winter, where we'll get snow up to our heads and we all have wood stoves to survive the Winter. But in reality, we get five inches every other week.
     
  15. KaiserFate

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    I'm from Australia.

    I throw jars of pee at people (that's a joke).

    Our Christmases get to about 40*c / 104*f on avarage (that's not a joke). Oh, and they are humid as hell.
     
  16. Numerous

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    Kaiser, thats why nobody likes queensland, except queenslanders. But they live in queensland, 'nuff said.
     
  17. strangemodule

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    I'm from California. Hooray.
     
  18. KaiserFate

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    Never really heard the bit about nobody liking Queensland myself. XP I have friends from Darwin, Sydney, Hobart, etc. who prefer it up here.
    Queensland's okay. It's just that there's not a lot to do. That and if you don't have a pool you're ****ed for summer. :I

    One of these days, however, I am going to make it my business to experience a Christmas with snow. Now THAT would be something.