E3 Things 2015!

Moonrat

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So, some E3 happened! Wha chu kids think bout it! I had a Steam Convo, and by Convo I mean I said a ton of stuff and the other person said like 3 things! and I wonder why everyone hates me!

uckhead: Dat new Doom is looking something
Fuckhead: oh sheet
Fuckhead: The showcase is bout to go for Bethesda
Fuckhead: Huh
Fuckhead: There is a little bar on the E3 thing on the E3tube thing
Fuckhead: OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
Fuckhead: FALLOUT
Fuckhead: FALLOUT
Fuckhead: ??????
Fuckhead: What is this
Fuckhead: This isn't Fallout fo
I'm the Cook is now Busy.
Fuckhead: DISHONORED
Fuckhead: I THINK A NEW DISHONORED IS COMING
Fuckhead: Hearing Elder Scrolls sounds
Fuckhead: Vice pre4sident man
Fuckhead: SHOUTOUT YEAH
Fuckhead: Doom
Fuckhead: The new Doom is comin
I'm the Cook is now Online.
Fuckhead: Seein this new Doom?
I'm the Cook: yeah
Fuckhead: It's Grate
Fuckhead: Violent
Fuckhead: And with added climbign and double jumps!
Fuckhead: Lol
Fuckhead: That head punch
Fuckhead: Lot of guns in a very short time
Fuckhead: Oh great
Fuckhead: Borderlands too!
Fuckhead: OH
Fuckhead: HE TOOK HIS JAW!
Fuckhead: That one guy that said yeah when Doomguy took his arm
Fuckhead: Lol
Fuckhead: Chainsaw
Fuckhead: Hohly sheit
Fuckhead: God fuck
Fuckhead: This is Mortal Kombat levels
Fuckhead: God shit
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: Nioce
Fuckhead: Though I still want Fallout
Fuckhead: And maybe a new Dishonored
Fuckhead: Yeh Multiplayer
Fuckhead: Now you can corrupt yourself with the power of Hellspawn to shoot people with a rocketlauncher!
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: Snapmap looks liek the shit
Fuckhead: That Game Logic reminds me way too much of Hammer
Fuckhead: More Doom
Fuckhead: To hell with us!
Fuckhead: Hell looks more inspired thatn Doom 3's hell was
Fuckhead: That demon got necked
Fuckhead: Oh
Fuckhead: Fatass!
I'm the Cook: its you ingame
Fuckhead: Nah
Fuckhead: I don't have Green energies
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: Coo
Fuckhead: A lot of people dey
Fuckhead: I hope it's Fallout
Fuckhead: bethesda.net?
Fuckhead: Hmmm
Fuckhead: Damnit
Fuckhead: not Fallout
Fuckhead: Gon sign up to that Beta
Fuckhead: I think this is the new dishonored
Fuckhead: :D
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: OH MAH GAWD YUS
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: Woah
Fuckhead: Eww
Fuckhead: What the fuck
Fuckhead: Coo
Fuckhead: I think itsa gurl
Fuckhead: Gurl
Fuckhead: Robuts
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: I AM HAPPY
Fuckhead: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
Fuckhead: FUCK YEAH
Fuckhead: Cool
Fuckhead: Fallout 4?
Fuckhead: I hope it's not the S- fuck
Fuckhead: God fuck
Fuckhead: ES Online is ass
Fuckhead: ?????
Fuckhead: UGH
Fuckhead: MY FUCKING GOD
Fuckhead: Fuckin Ugh
Fuckhead: Do we need an Elder Scrolls MOTHERFUCKIGN BITCH FUCK GOD FUCK DAMN BITCH CAD GAME
Fuckhead: WHAT
Fuckhead: NO FALLOUT
Fuckhead: YES CORWD
Fuckhead: YES CROWD
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: FUCK YES
Fuckhead: FALLOUT 4
Fuckhead: FUCK MY BITCH YES
I'm the Cook: shhhh you might miss it
Fuckhead: Imma be watchin
Fuckhead: YERS
Fuckhead: YARP
I'm the Cook: shhhhhh
Fuckhead: ...............
Fuckhead: COOL
Fuckhead: FUCK YEAH TOD
Fuckhead: BETTER GIMME FALLOUT
Fuckhead: Lol
Fuckhead: Cosplayers
Fuckhead: Oh yeah
Fuckhead: You know the bar I was talkin bout before the Showcase began?
Fuckhead: You can see it if you click the arrow at the bottom of the page
Fuckhead: There is a Crowbar on it..............
Fuckhead: Why????.....
I'm the Cook: dont see it
Fuckhead: I don't know if it means anything...
Fuckhead: But....
Fuckhead: Maybe
I'm the Cook: hl
Fuckhead: With the news of Valve at E3......
Fuckhead: We'll fiind out in a few days I guess
Fuckhead: Hmmm
Fuckhead: Looks purty
Fuckhead: Oh
Fuckhead: Ohhh
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: Woah
Fuckhead: Oh god Hipster hair
Fuckhead: Woah
Fuckhead: Talkin guy
Fuckhead: I like the life of the character's movements
Fuckhead: Animated Pip boy?
Fuckhead: Oh
Fuckhead: oooo
Fuckhead: oooo
Fuckhead: wow
Fuckhead: It's so fucking purty
Fuckhead: Lol
Fuckhead: DOG
Fuckhead: DOGGY
Fuckhead: Vats is bats!
Fuckhead: I like the new hud
Fuckhead: Woah
Fuckhead: Was that reveal trailer cinematic?
Fuckhead: I like the Pipboy
Fuckhead: Lol
Fuckhead: Fuckin amazing
Fuckhead: OH
Fuckhead: OH BOY
Fuckhead: I WANT IT
Fuckhead: Oh
Fuckhead: That cussing though
Fuckhead: Ohhh
Fuckhead: Ohhh no
Fuckhead: Better not be a fucking card game
Fuckhead: ?
Fuckhead: What the fuck is this?
Fuckhead: Lol
I'm the Cook: i want it
Fuckhead: It looks cute
Fuckhead: Fuckin grate
Fuckhead: Oh
Fuckhead: Hope it's not Apple exclusive
Fuckhead: Yeh
Fuckhead: OH
Fuckhead: WOW
Fuckhead: Nyes
Fuckhead: I like it
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: I love it
I'm the Cook: hope there is multiplayer
Fuckhead: I'd play the bitch out of it
Fuckhead: I want this more than ever
Fuckhead: woah
Fuckhead: Like Fallout shelter
Fuckhead: But for the real deal
Fuckhead: I love it
Fuckhead: Yes
Fuckhead: Yes
Fuckhead: NYES
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: Lol
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: Cool
Fuckhead: Wow
Fuckhead: I like it more than ever
Fuckhead: Finally
Fuckhead: A game where I can continue the work of the amazing Third Reich
Fuckhead: WOW
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: Lol
Fuckhead: I love the combat
Fuckhead: Woah
Fuckhead: HELICOPTER
Fuckhead: WHAT
Fuckhead: TEDDYBEAR CANNON
Fuckhead: WHAT
Fuckhead: JETPACK
Fuckhead: WHUT
Fuckhead: Doggy
Fuckhead: Yes
Fuckhead: ?????
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: NYES
Fuckhead: YES
Fuckhead: CHRISTMAS HERE I COME
I'm the Cook: wish i was there
Fuckhead: Don't we all
Fuckhead: I guess thats the end of the road
Fuckhead: Huh
Fuckhead: Wunt that a thing
 

Zed

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"uckhead" and "Fuckhead"?

What the hell are you two doing with your lives?
 

Fruity Snacks

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Could you possibly format your OP a little better so that the extremely long chat is 1) Shorter, and 2 you don't see 'fuckhead' in 99% of it. I don't know what the point of this thread is, and the conversation didn't help me understand or like it anymore. Did you make this thread to talk about E3 and it's going-ons or just to share than conversation?
 

GPuzzle1

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So... did anything interesting happen at E3?

Fallout 4, I think.

Also Doom because the outrage over it by some is amusingly reminiscent of the early 90's outrage of Doom, just from the complete other side of the political spectrum.
 

GPuzzle1

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Some have complained quite a lot that Doom is too violent, particularly SJWs. I got a giggle out of it.
 

tyler

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My only outrage against the DOOM game they showed off was that it looked slow and boring, with 1-3 enemies coming at you at a time depending on size, no sudden movements so it was obviously all scripted, the guns seemed to have no impact (either the demon is alive, or dead, never hurting), and all the cinematic kill sequences really annoyed me because I hate having to watch those in games over and over and over and over