E3 Things 2015!

Discussion in 'Games Talk' started by Moonrat, Jun 14, 2015.

  1. Moonrat

    aa Moonrat The end of an era

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    So, some E3 happened! Wha chu kids think bout it! I had a Steam Convo, and by Convo I mean I said a ton of stuff and the other person said like 3 things! and I wonder why everyone hates me!

    uckhead: Dat new Doom is looking something
    Fuckhead: oh sheet
    Fuckhead: The showcase is bout to go for Bethesda
    Fuckhead: Huh
    Fuckhead: There is a little bar on the E3 thing on the E3tube thing
    Fuckhead: OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
    Fuckhead: FALLOUT
    Fuckhead: FALLOUT
    Fuckhead: ??????
    Fuckhead: What is this
    Fuckhead: This isn't Fallout fo
    I'm the Cook is now Busy.
    Fuckhead: DISHONORED
    Fuckhead: I THINK A NEW DISHONORED IS COMING
    Fuckhead: Hearing Elder Scrolls sounds
    Fuckhead: Vice pre4sident man
    Fuckhead: SHOUTOUT YEAH
    Fuckhead: Doom
    Fuckhead: The new Doom is comin
    I'm the Cook is now Online.
    Fuckhead: Seein this new Doom?
    I'm the Cook: yeah
    Fuckhead: It's Grate
    Fuckhead: Violent
    Fuckhead: And with added climbign and double jumps!
    Fuckhead: Lol
    Fuckhead: That head punch
    Fuckhead: Lot of guns in a very short time
    Fuckhead: Oh great
    Fuckhead: Borderlands too!
    Fuckhead: OH
    Fuckhead: HE TOOK HIS JAW!
    Fuckhead: That one guy that said yeah when Doomguy took his arm
    Fuckhead: Lol
    Fuckhead: Chainsaw
    Fuckhead: Hohly sheit
    Fuckhead: God fuck
    Fuckhead: This is Mortal Kombat levels
    Fuckhead: God shit
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: Nioce
    Fuckhead: Though I still want Fallout
    Fuckhead: And maybe a new Dishonored
    Fuckhead: Yeh Multiplayer
    Fuckhead: Now you can corrupt yourself with the power of Hellspawn to shoot people with a rocketlauncher!
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: Snapmap looks liek the shit
    Fuckhead: That Game Logic reminds me way too much of Hammer
    Fuckhead: More Doom
    Fuckhead: To hell with us!
    Fuckhead: Hell looks more inspired thatn Doom 3's hell was
    Fuckhead: That demon got necked
    Fuckhead: Oh
    Fuckhead: Fatass!
    I'm the Cook: its you ingame
    Fuckhead: Nah
    Fuckhead: I don't have Green energies
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: Coo
    Fuckhead: A lot of people dey
    Fuckhead: I hope it's Fallout
    Fuckhead: bethesda.net?
    Fuckhead: Hmmm
    Fuckhead: Damnit
    Fuckhead: not Fallout
    Fuckhead: Gon sign up to that Beta
    Fuckhead: I think this is the new dishonored
    Fuckhead: :D
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: OH MAH GAWD YUS
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: Woah
    Fuckhead: Eww
    Fuckhead: What the fuck
    Fuckhead: Coo
    Fuckhead: I think itsa gurl
    Fuckhead: Gurl
    Fuckhead: Robuts
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: I AM HAPPY
    Fuckhead: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
    Fuckhead: FUCK YEAH
    Fuckhead: Cool
    Fuckhead: Fallout 4?
    Fuckhead: I hope it's not the S- fuck
    Fuckhead: God fuck
    Fuckhead: ES Online is ass
    Fuckhead: ?????
    Fuckhead: UGH
    Fuckhead: MY FUCKING GOD
    Fuckhead: Fuckin Ugh
    Fuckhead: Do we need an Elder Scrolls MOTHERFUCKIGN BITCH FUCK GOD FUCK DAMN BITCH CAD GAME
    Fuckhead: WHAT
    Fuckhead: NO FALLOUT
    Fuckhead: YES CORWD
    Fuckhead: YES CROWD
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: FUCK YES
    Fuckhead: FALLOUT 4
    Fuckhead: FUCK MY BITCH YES
    I'm the Cook: shhhh you might miss it
    Fuckhead: Imma be watchin
    Fuckhead: YERS
    Fuckhead: YARP
    I'm the Cook: shhhhhh
    Fuckhead: ...............
    Fuckhead: COOL
    Fuckhead: FUCK YEAH TOD
    Fuckhead: BETTER GIMME FALLOUT
    Fuckhead: Lol
    Fuckhead: Cosplayers
    Fuckhead: Oh yeah
    Fuckhead: You know the bar I was talkin bout before the Showcase began?
    Fuckhead: You can see it if you click the arrow at the bottom of the page
    Fuckhead: There is a Crowbar on it..............
    Fuckhead: Why????.....
    I'm the Cook: dont see it
    Fuckhead: I don't know if it means anything...
    Fuckhead: But....
    Fuckhead: Maybe
    I'm the Cook: hl
    Fuckhead: With the news of Valve at E3......
    Fuckhead: We'll fiind out in a few days I guess
    Fuckhead: Hmmm
    Fuckhead: Looks purty
    Fuckhead: Oh
    Fuckhead: Ohhh
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: Woah
    Fuckhead: Oh god Hipster hair
    Fuckhead: Woah
    Fuckhead: Talkin guy
    Fuckhead: I like the life of the character's movements
    Fuckhead: Animated Pip boy?
    Fuckhead: Oh
    Fuckhead: oooo
    Fuckhead: oooo
    Fuckhead: wow
    Fuckhead: It's so fucking purty
    Fuckhead: Lol
    Fuckhead: DOG
    Fuckhead: DOGGY
    Fuckhead: Vats is bats!
    Fuckhead: I like the new hud
    Fuckhead: Woah
    Fuckhead: Was that reveal trailer cinematic?
    Fuckhead: I like the Pipboy
    Fuckhead: Lol
    Fuckhead: Fuckin amazing
    Fuckhead: OH
    Fuckhead: OH BOY
    Fuckhead: I WANT IT
    Fuckhead: Oh
    Fuckhead: That cussing though
    Fuckhead: Ohhh
    Fuckhead: Ohhh no
    Fuckhead: Better not be a fucking card game
    Fuckhead: ?
    Fuckhead: What the fuck is this?
    Fuckhead: Lol
    I'm the Cook: i want it
    Fuckhead: It looks cute
    Fuckhead: Fuckin grate
    Fuckhead: Oh
    Fuckhead: Hope it's not Apple exclusive
    Fuckhead: Yeh
    Fuckhead: OH
    Fuckhead: WOW
    Fuckhead: Nyes
    Fuckhead: I like it
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: I love it
    I'm the Cook: hope there is multiplayer
    Fuckhead: I'd play the bitch out of it
    Fuckhead: I want this more than ever
    Fuckhead: woah
    Fuckhead: Like Fallout shelter
    Fuckhead: But for the real deal
    Fuckhead: I love it
    Fuckhead: Yes
    Fuckhead: Yes
    Fuckhead: NYES
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: Lol
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: Cool
    Fuckhead: Wow
    Fuckhead: I like it more than ever
    Fuckhead: Finally
    Fuckhead: A game where I can continue the work of the amazing Third Reich
    Fuckhead: WOW
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: Lol
    Fuckhead: I love the combat
    Fuckhead: Woah
    Fuckhead: HELICOPTER
    Fuckhead: WHAT
    Fuckhead: TEDDYBEAR CANNON
    Fuckhead: WHAT
    Fuckhead: JETPACK
    Fuckhead: WHUT
    Fuckhead: Doggy
    Fuckhead: Yes
    Fuckhead: ?????
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: NYES
    Fuckhead: YES
    Fuckhead: CHRISTMAS HERE I COME
    I'm the Cook: wish i was there
    Fuckhead: Don't we all
    Fuckhead: I guess thats the end of the road
    Fuckhead: Huh
    Fuckhead: Wunt that a thing
     
  2. Zed

    aa Zed Certified Most Crunk™

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    "uckhead" and "Fuckhead"?

    What the hell are you two doing with your lives?
     
  3. Muddy

    Server Staff Muddy Muddy

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    So... did anything interesting happen at E3?
     
  4. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    Could you possibly format your OP a little better so that the extremely long chat is 1) Shorter, and 2 you don't see 'fuckhead' in 99% of it. I don't know what the point of this thread is, and the conversation didn't help me understand or like it anymore. Did you make this thread to talk about E3 and it's going-ons or just to share than conversation?
     
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  5. GPuzzle1

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    Fallout 4, I think.

    Also Doom because the outrage over it by some is amusingly reminiscent of the early 90's outrage of Doom, just from the complete other side of the political spectrum.
     
  6. Corvatile

    aa Corvatile eyes open at all times

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    Why do you type like you're from the ghetto?
     
  7. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    what "outrage" is this?
     
  8. GPuzzle1

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    Some have complained quite a lot that Doom is too violent, particularly SJWs. I got a giggle out of it.
     
  9. LeSwordfish

    aa LeSwordfish semi-trained quasi-professional

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    so like one feminist said there was too much blood?

    gaming is over

    (also oh man "sjw" used unironically)
     
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  10. Fr0Z3nR

    aa Fr0Z3nR Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums

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    It's gorey as hell. If it wasn't, it wouldn't be DOOM.

    I had a right ol' chuckle at the end of the long level demo where the Rev jumps up, rips the guys arms off and slaps him with it.
     
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  11. tyler

    aa tyler snail prince, master of a ruined tower

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    My only outrage against the DOOM game they showed off was that it looked slow and boring, with 1-3 enemies coming at you at a time depending on size, no sudden movements so it was obviously all scripted, the guns seemed to have no impact (either the demon is alive, or dead, never hurting), and all the cinematic kill sequences really annoyed me because I hate having to watch those in games over and over and over and over
     
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