YOU there! The man currently prancing around in a HAT in the YUKON! You got more things to hide behind a door than something "TOP SECRET," right? SAXTON HALE is ALWAYS RIGHT. Due to said lack of NON-SECRET DOORS, I, SAXTON HALE, have devised a BLANK DOOR with sweat, tears, and my BARE HANDS. With this DOOR, you can cleverly disguise anything behind it! "But SAXTON!" I hear you say with caps lock. "HOW, oh HOW will I get the lettering to look correct?" Well, troubled texture artist, I suggest using this font: Haettenschweiler with letter spacing modified by sight. Just slap some text on there and import it like ANY OTHER TEXTURE and Great Scott, you've done it! Now go on, troubled texture artists, and fulfill your dreams of YOUR OWN DOOR!