Is it just me, or does the whole bowser/peach/mario situation seem a LITTLE REMINISCENT of the whole 'drunk ex' situation? What if Bowser was actually Peach's ex-husband/ex-girlfriend, and forgets he got dumped every time he went drinking? I mean, think about it, bowser's form is just a sort of exaggeration of what people can be like when drunk - fire breathing is just really bad breath, and sometimes people can be seriously violent when drunk. Maybe bowser's horns mean something other than the physical sense, and when he kidnaps peach, it's for other reasons than the apparent kingdom (which could also be metaphorical for *something* as well). Obviously, Mario would be peaches new boyfriend (hey, he's her *plumber*, despite never being seen plumbing, although it gets kinda f***ed up when you consider that apparently luigi is also a *plumber*) and obviously helps her go deal with bowser. Naturally, after rescuing her she gives him a kiss and then gives him *cake*. SERIOUSLY makes you think about the backstory with Miyamoto, doesn't it?