This is heavily edited, I tried to leave in everything of dario interest a lot of people ask him questions over voice which means I'm adding my vague recollections as to what the questions are I hope you guys don't expect anything revealing it was mostly supersandvich asking if he liked ponies if you want a raw transcript, http://pastebin.com/FPtMsDi9 Captain Chaos connected. *DEAD* func_brush: hello dario Captain Chaos: hello !!!!! ])oo]v[<Finn Allway F. Alldown>: WOOO potatos_rotatos_1: hi Captain Chaos: nice name func *DEAD* The PlayStation 3 Has No Games: owned *DEAD* func_brush: thank you weapon_penguin: Hello Dario func_door: dario hates koth *DEAD* Captain Chaos: 180 latency!! func_door: !map pl_goldrush -- Map Changing -- -- Map Changed to pl_goldrush -- [responding to question asked over voicechat] Captain Chaos: a what fan? supersandvich: a my little pony fan Littleedge: He asked if you were a Brony :/ Captain Chaos: hahah Cave Johnson: Did you actually make the cave johnson section in portal 2 Captain Chaos: yes Captain Chaos: not JUST me but that's the part I worked on Prestige Johnson: Did you ever try making a non-payload map Captain Chaos: hahah Captain Chaos: yes, before TF2 Captain Chaos: I made the original dustbowl for TFC [someone over voice says they're basically the same map] Captain Chaos: they're pretty close *DEAD* Prestige Johnson: what do you think about frontier's cart design *DEAD* Captain Chaos: it's a bit big [someone asks over voice if he has put secret rooms in maps] Captain Chaos: I used to do that Captain Chaos: haven't for TF2 though Okrag: or have you Captain Chaos: I did that in Half Life and HL2 Captain Chaos: there was a major secret room in Crossfire Captain Chaos: for HL1 Captain Chaos: theo ne you call an airstrike Cave Johnson: is there payload in episode three Godslayer57 llGHll: Is it true valve has a massive of secret snacks ? :3 Captain Chaos: secret? no,but massive yes [someone asks if he's making a new map for tf2] Captain Chaos: not at the moment [someone asks about dynamic elements in future payload maps similar to the bridge in stage 1 of thundermountain] Captain Chaos: what was that question again? Captain Chaos: oh ok Captain Chaos: hrm Captain Chaos: there is something like that in the next map Captain Chaos: but it's minor Captain Chaos: there are some more interesting things than that on the horizon though [someone asks how long the upcoming payload map has been in the works] Captain Chaos: few months Captain Chaos: well actually more like two [someone asks if he's making the upcoming payload map] Captain Chaos: no not mine Okrag: it is his grandchild Captain Chaos: yep Captain Chaos: iika Captain Chaos: he's still around somewhere... [someone asks if he's in the office now] Captain Chaos: no I drove home *DEAD* Captain Chaos: haha [someone asks if the new map has a new payload model] Captain Chaos: I haven't seen a new payload model yet supersandvich: can there be a giant vaccuum cleaner as a payload cart Cafe Johnson: make it so that people can buy stamps for customs that aren't official Cafe Johnson: such as rainbowride Captain Chaos: that's difficult Captain Chaos: stamps for non official maps [someone asks if he makes and tests multi-stage maps one stage at a time] Captain Chaos: I build the whole thing Captain Chaos: i always start with nodraw Godslayer57 llGHll: Dario when you where making goldrush why id you go with this theme? Captain Chaos: it was my favourite theme Captain Chaos: i went on a roadtrip throughthe southwest USA Captain Chaos: really liked the desert theme -- Map Changing -- -- Map Changed to pl_badwater -- [Pvt. Twinkletoes says over mic that they still hadn't played the plutonia experiment Captain Chaos: NO Captain Chaos: you have to play it [DADT] Pvt. Twinkletoes: i've beaten Evilution [DADT] Pvt. Twinkletoes: but oh god Plutonia D: Captain Chaos: Plutonia's a challenge *DEAD* Cave Johnson: How did you react to the wrangler being added and all the spots Captain Chaos: wrangler didn't change much Captain Chaos: it's vulnerable to spies [someone asks the fastest map he's ever made] Captain Chaos: this one Captain Chaos: six weeks Seba: wow Seba: how much different was the first alpha? *DEAD* Captain Chaos: this was fast because it's small Prestige Johnson: im thinking badwater and badlands were made together Captain Chaos: i sent out pictures of the first version to TF2maps.net *DEAD* Seba: ah Captain Chaos: yes, from start to ship Cave Johnson: Have you ever made any maps for fun or that didn't get shipped Captain Chaos: yep, I've got a few that ddn't get finished Cave Johnson: Has anyone at valve considered a/d CTF going official? Captain Chaos: yes Captain Chaos: but there are problems with it Captain Chaos: griefing Captain Chaos: there are ways to deal with griefing Captain Chaos: but we like payload as an alternative, so we're not ready to put that investment in *DEAD* supersandvich: is there something you wanted to do in a map but you cant because it is very silly? Captain Chaos: yes Captain Chaos: Golrush was originally going to be a mountain of gold to protect Captain Chaos: there was a big pot of gold underground Ted Johnson: Dario what is your social security number Captain Chaos: just tell me your account number and I'll trasnfer a million dollars into it [DADT] Pvt. Twinkletoes: oh man do valve modelers have self-made versions of the unlocks they made *DEAD* Captain Chaos: no Captain Chaos: there is a jarate in our office Captain Chaos: no idea what's in it though Captain Chaos: it's the pickle jar Seba: by pickle jar do you mean piss jar *DEAD* Captain Chaos: no more disgusting than pickles *DEAD* Cafe Johnson: supersandwich confirmed for worst interviewer ever *DEAD* supersandvich: my questions have deep meaning u cant comprehend [someone asks what his favorite snack is] Captain Chaos: odwalla bar [what's the new map called] Captain Chaos: barnblitz [what blood type are you] Captain Chaos: tigers blood *DEAD* Captain Chaos: gotta run fellas, the wife calls Captain Chaos disconnected (Disconnect by user.).