An epic tale by your's truly.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by A Boojum Snark, Jun 30, 2009.

  1. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    1951 - NovaSilisko: speaking of which
    1951 - NovaSilisko: i need to make jarate
    1951 - NovaSilisko downs kidney pills
    1951 - <fl> Nineaxis: PANTSATE!
    1952 - <fl> Nineaxis: LEDERHOSENATE!
    1952 - NovaSilisko: poorate
    1953 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: BOOGERATE
    1953 - A Boojum Snark [not helping] infects Nova with nostrilitis.
    1954 - NovaSilisko makes boogerate
    1954 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: YOUR DAYS WILL BE UNENDING MUCUS
    1954 - NovaSilisko throws some at boo
    1954 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: IT WILL STREAM FORTH FROM YOUR NASAL PASSAGES TIL THE END OF TIME
    1954 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: IT WILL FLOOD THE WORLD WITH SICKNESS
    1954 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: AND BRING TERROR TO MILLIONS
    1954 - NovaSilisko goes to the moon and lets it off to space
    1954 - NovaSilisko: i'll fill up the entire UNIVERSE
    1955 - TheBladeRoden: boogethulhu?
    1955 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: IT WILL BECOME ITS OWN STAR
    1955 - Chrono [Giving Help] facepalms at all of this
    1955 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: A STAR OF MUCUS FUSION
    1955 - NovaSilisko: the counterpart to betelguese
    1955 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: IT WILL ENDOW PREVIOUSLY LIFELESS PLANETS WITH NEW LIFE
    1955 - NovaSilisko: boogyguuse
    1955 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: A RACE OF BOOGERPEOPLE WILL BE BORN
    1955 - NovaSilisko: guese
    1955 - Chrono [Giving Help] double facepalms
    1955 - NovaSilisko facechronos
    1955 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE GALAXY WITH THEIR GOOEY FAITH
    1956 - Chrono [Giving Help] defenestrates nova
    1956 - NovaSilisko: wat
    1956 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: ALL WILL CONVERT OR FACE ETERNAL IMPRISONMENT IN MUCUSJELLO
    1956 - Chrono [Giving Help]: ...
    [AVE] Penguin entered chat.
    1956 - NovaSilisko attaches nozzles to his nose to become a superhero!
    1956 - [AVE] Penguin: Allo?
    1956 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: ALL HOPES WILL BE LOST UNTIL THE CHOSEN ONE ARRIVES
    1956 - Chrono [Giving Help]: i liked it better when you were helping, so you didn't have time to think of this stuff
    1956 - [AVE] Penguin: We;;
    1956 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: HE WILL COME FROM THE NETHER END OF THE GALAXY
    1957 - [AVE] Penguin is a supervillian
    1957 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: HE IS THE GREAT AND MIGHT TOEJAM
    1957 - [AVE] Penguin: And Earl?
    1957 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: ONLY HE CAN STOP THE FLOOD OF BOOGERISM ACROSS THE COSMOS
    1957 - NovaSilisko: boo
    1957 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO MUCUSIZE HIM AND IT WILL NOT ADHERE
    1957 - NovaSilisko: you may be taking it a biiiiiiiiiiit too far
    1958 - NovaSilisko tranquilizes
    1958 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: HE WILL MELT THROUGH THEM WITH MIGHTY FIRES
    1958 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: HE WILL CLENSE THE UNIVERSE OF THEIR PLAUGE
    1958 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: AND ALL WILL RETURN TO PEACE AND HARMONY
    1958 - NovaSilisko tranquilizes again
    1958 - Chrono [Giving Help]: stop... just stop
    1958 - <fl> Nineaxis returns
    1958 - <fl> Nineaxis: ....what the hell
    1958 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: AND STORIES WILL BE TOLD OF THE ANCIENT EVIL THAT IS
    1958 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: THE NOVASILISKO: MASTERLORD OF THE BOOGERRACE
    1958 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: /fin
    1959 - NovaSilisko: that was...
    1959 - NovaSilisko: ...
    1959 - [¯_aVs_¯] [NFGS] Warchamp7: A Boojum Spectere
    1959 - NovaSilisko: ...
    1959 - [¯_aVs_¯] [NFGS] Warchamp7: He has been possessed
    1959 - NovaSilisko: i don't know whether to be amazed or frightened.
    1959 - A Boojum Snark [not helping] copypastas to notepad
    2001 - Chrono [Giving Help]: oh god
    2001 - A Boojum Snark [not helping]: I should post this epic tale.
    2001 - Chrono [Giving Help] runs
    2002 - [̲̅aVσ̲̅] [NFGS] Warchamp7: Do it
     
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  2. The Political Gamer

    aa The Political Gamer

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  3. Nineaxis

    aa Nineaxis Quack Doctor

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    And just for the record, I've taken the spot as most mature chatroom regular.
     
  4. DJive

    aa DJive Cake or Death?

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    all the random users asking him the same entity questions over and over again made him snap =p
     
  5. Radaka

    Radaka L7: Fancy Member

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    ohhhhhh, that's why he cracked up.
     
  6. Bot190

    Bot190 L1: Registered

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    WOW, there must have been alot of energy in him, he snapped pretty hard, nice story btw.
     
  7. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    I had a 5 hour nap earlier and dreamt of "1955 - TheBladeRoden: boogethulhu?"

    What ever the hell that is. It was in my dream.

    Then i wake up at 2am to read a tale about it on the TF2maps forum.

    I am concerned.
     
  8. MrAlBobo

    MrAlBobo L13: Stunning Member

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    this
     
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  9. TheDarkerSideofYourShadow

    TheDarkerSideofYourShadow L10: Glamorous Member

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    Win.
     
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  10. Warchamp7

    Warchamp7 L2: Junior Member

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    I was there, I saw it with my own eyes. He was insane I tell you!
     
  11. A Boojum Snark

    aa A Boojum Snark Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado

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    It's not immaturity! It's releasing creativity from the chains of normality and letting it flow freely through the channels of the mind to produce an unhindered work of unpredictable travel!
     
  12. NovaSilisko

    aa NovaSilisko L42: Life, the Universe and Everything

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    I feel responsible. :c
     
  13. grazr

    aa grazr Old Man Mutant Ninja Turtle

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    You should do.

    Only Captain BaconVodka can save the day now.
     
  14. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    Nostrilitis/Boogerate will definitely be in the next Mann Co. Product Poster I make.

    I guarantee it.
     
  15. DaBeatzProject

    aa DaBeatzProject

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    Void, clicking once on the Post Reply button is enough, stop making double posts!

    Edit: and the story, well.... You scared me, Boojum.
     
  16. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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    I have slow wi-fi internet that makes double posts hours after the original post.
     
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