A Pyro, a Demo, and a Medic walk into a bar

Discussion in 'Team Fortress 2 Talk' started by The Asylum, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. The Asylum

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    The bartender asks them "What'll ya have boys?"

    "Scotch" says the Demoman

    "Heineken" says the Medic

    "Mpph mmmfff mmh," says the Pyro, "Mmmmm hhhhhmmm hmf hmmmf!!"
     
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  2. drp

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    lol
     
  3. Delphina

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    "Mmmmm hhhhhmmm hmf hmmmf!!" *

    * "A flaming cocktail. And a loooooong fireproof straw."
     
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    "Mpph mmmfff mmh," says the Pyro, "Mmmmm hhhhhmmm hmf hmmmf!!"

    What he really said:

    "Martini Please," says the Pyro, "Shaken not stirred!!"



    BECAUSE THE PYRO IS A SPY! THEY'RE ALL SPIES!
     
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  6. YM

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    I have to say I interpreted it as vodka martini...shaken not stirred

    TWO thanks for my facepalm comment!?!? thats odd, really odd, I guess dox and ryodoan didnt laugh at this either
     
  7. drp

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    i giggled
     
  8. ryodoan

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    I laughed at the joke, but more at the facepalm, heh
     
  9. Dox

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    I didnt laugh at the joke (sorry, Taotd), but I did at the facepalm :)
     
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    I laughed at the joke (great foiling of expectations), but not at the facepalm (way overused).
     
  11. MacNetron

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    Hehe, not that bad, BUT: The medic is using a German accent, and Heineken is Dutch...
    I know, minor issue... just happen to be Dutch...
     
  12. The Asylum

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    Meh, you can't please everyone.
     
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    It's like looking into the distant past.

    Horrifying.
     
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  15. The Asylum

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    I know right?
     
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    quick on the response there
     
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    Internet Explorer user?
     
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