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DrSquishy

we've all had better times to die
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Feb 10, 2017
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Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro
 

RetroNuva10

L1: Registered
Dec 9, 2014
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Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping
 

Coding Ethan

L2: Junior Member
Oct 12, 2014
93
109
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he
 
Oct 6, 2008
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Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,857
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter.
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake,
 

Skittelz

L6: Sharp Member
Mar 17, 2016
399
281
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to
 

nesman

master of fast travel
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Jun 27, 2016
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Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and
 

Harritron

L4: Comfortable Member
Feb 26, 2017
167
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Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour,
 

Infomaniac

L6: Sharp Member
Nov 29, 2015
374
207
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,
 

Maid

Bimbo Succubus Lesbian
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Sep 29, 2018
246
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Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos, and some delightful
 
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Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos, and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered
 

Tango

Sauce Copter Enthusiast
Jul 10, 2017
198
241
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos, and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The
 

n8five484

L5: Dapper Member
Nov 17, 2016
207
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Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,857
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries, despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is a terrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered that he brought the wrong colored dye for said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store and bought some milk, eggs, yeast, flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,and some delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough syrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so.
 

Tango

Sauce Copter Enthusiast
Jul 10, 2017
198
241
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is aterrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered thathe brought the wrong colored dyefor said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store andbought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,andsome delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough suyrup. The merciful Walmart employees stoppedbeing so. Now the revolution
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Why are the hyenas smiling funnier than a llama on a big blue bicycle?", wondered the mysterious Merasmus. Soldier quit killing the pineapple long enough to whip out his painis weakness. It wouldn't have been that painful if all tf2maps staffs died. But later, in downtown Teufort there was a large fire tornado with laser sharks and ninja pirates that stole media. Luckily, there were real life policemen prepared to attack with a banana and some raspberries,despite the lack of fruit around. What they didn't anticipate for is aterrible necro who, while unzipping his stuffed otter, discovered thathe brought the wrong colored dyefor said stuffed otter. Realizing his mistake, he went to the store andbought some milk, eggs, yeast,flour, lead, mercury, asbestos,andsome delightful dark-chocolate-covered cough suyrup. The merciful Walmart employees stopped being so. Now the revolution escalated, as the