14-Year-Old Drinks Gasoline for 5 Years - Wanted to be a Transformer

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  1. Void

    aa Void Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say

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  2. NovaSilisko

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    I doubt the "He was smart before he starting drinking gas" bit.
     
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  3. zpqrei

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  4. Engineer

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    i told ya don't touch that darn thing
     
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  5. Caliostro

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    Boy gone and drank himself retarded.



    But seriously... Natural selection at work folks... Nothing to see here... Just point and laugh. Point and laugh.
     
  6. luxatile

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    ...Why did they wait until he couldn't even add two numbers before they did something about it? Sounds like the parents were fairly big idiots. :|
     
  7. Waif

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    So he was smart enough to fix a TV, yet dumb enough to endulge in gasoline? :p
     
  8. Gaw

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    1000 internets to you sir.
     
  9. Bot190

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    Thats just sad, his parents obviously aren't very good, then again this is in china... I agree though, i doubt he was smart, if he started drinking gasoline, very very strange though.
     
  10. Smetzle

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    This is even funnier than the guy who was sniffing gasoline to get high, then burst into flames when the police tasered him.
     
  11. grazr

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    lolwut.
     
  12. Smetzle

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    Exactly.
     
  13. The Political Gamer

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    "It appears I have burst into flames!"~ The Spy
     
  14. Ganonmaster

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    I want to be like KITT from Kight Rider, so I drink gasoline sometimes.
     
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  15. drp

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    jokes on them. the sweet transformation to an autobot comes days after the brain damage phase.
     
  16. PenPen

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    I think /double facepalm is a good reaction to that.
     
  17. Penguin

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    I drink booze all day to obtain energy because I wanna be a Bending Unit.
     
  18. Hilmer

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    That's just sick.
     
  19. Groovy Pants

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    It's like eating glue, but much, much worse.