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owly-oop

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so hey heres a thread where people can throw questions at me

seriously i'll answer any question related to tf2 or not

even if theyre shitty questions i'll answer them


holy fucking shit ask me them now
 

TMP

Ancient Pyro Main
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Why did you lead half of my team to death that one time in a conga line? D:
 

J4CK8

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I'll ask you seeing as the 'proro' didn't answer :(

Is the yes or no answer to this question no?
 

owly-oop

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Smetzle

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How exactly did you manage to make the sandvich such a perect fuel for killing tiny cowards?
 

PL-7764

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Aug 4, 2009
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Will you toast the bread on my Sandvich for me, seeing as you are a super toaster?

How many bites does it take to get to the center of a Sandvich? (It appears to regenerate after Heavy takes each bite, and he then just takes the same bite over and over and over ...)

What market potential do you see for my Deep-Fried Bacon-Coated Chocolate-Dipped Swimming-in-Mayo Sandvich on a Stick (TM)? (Just $119.99 for a dozen!)
 

owly-oop

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How exactly did you manage to make the sandvich such a perect fuel for killing tiny cowards?

i asked all the tiny cowards what they didn't like and then i made a sandvich using what they didn't like

When are you going to make a heavy replacement model that is Shaq? (I don't care if his head clips through ceilings!)

i will make that model once shaq makes a free throw

Will you toast the bread on my Sandvich for me, seeing as you are a super toaster?

How many bites does it take to get to the center of a Sandvich? (It appears to regenerate after Heavy takes each bite, and he then just takes the same bite over and over and over ...)

What market potential do you see for my Deep-Fried Bacon-Coated Chocolate-Dipped Swimming-in-Mayo Sandvich on a Stick (TM)? (Just $119.99 for a dozen!)

1. your leetle baby sandvich is not worthy of my super toaster

2. we did that experiment and a big big man who tried eating faster than the sandvich could regenerate died because the sandvich regenerated in his stomach and the toothpick killed him. he died before he could tell us the number

3. :O

can i charge you

yes

can you outsmart boolet?

IS NOT POSSIBLE

Are you single?

you can ask that to sasha
 

Void

Local Man Unable To Map, Sources Say
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how's natascha doing, did she like my steak dinner the other night
 

NovaSilisko

L42: Life, the Universe and Everything
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Cruirnaen Korhin Ponnuck?
 

Shaar

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Aug 7, 2008
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When did the war of 1812 start?
 

NovaSilisko

L42: Life, the Universe and Everything
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What sick baby sends men to fight you?
 

owly-oop

im birb
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how's natascha doing, did she like my steak dinner the other night


she said she hated baby dinner

When did the war of 1812 start?

i forget when war of 1812 started, but it started in russia

If heavy is Spy, does that mean Heavy is Leetle Baby?

it means he is big baby

What sick baby sends men to fight you?

i would like to find the baby who sends baby to fight me, but he is tiny and good at hiding
 

NovaSilisko

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Can I stab your massive, luscious back?