The TF2Maps.net Catchphrase.

joshman

L5: Dapper Member
May 7, 2008
204
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TF2M: No Stairway
TF2M: Brain Boitano's Private Funhouse
TF2M: Fifteen Bucks, Little Man. Put that map in my hand.
 

StoneFrog

L6: Sharp Member
May 28, 2008
395
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My proposal:

We, the proletariat and humble denizens of TF2Maps.net, own the means of production within the great Motherland of Team Fortress 2. If not for our continued labor for the attainment of custom content, the game would surely lose replayability and die.

As is the furnace nothing without he who feeds the coals, we are the lifeblood of this proud bastion of gaming. The players are at our mercy.

We have the power! The state is rightfully ours! Death to the bourgeois! United we stand against the face of capitalism stock Valve maps! We are builders united, builders of the world!

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Inqwel

L6: Sharp Member
Jun 2, 2008
308
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"Tf2maps.net: The #1 Team Fortress 2 Mapping Community Site"

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wait a min...
 

Jamini

L4: Comfortable Member
Nov 14, 2008
196
47
Actually, I rather like: "TF2Maps.net: Paper, Alpha, Beta, RC, FINAL!"

TF2Maps.net: Anything is possible, just ask!
TF2Maps.net: Our maps are our own!
TF2Maps.net: One of the three Steam groups that actually uses their Steam Chat.
TF2Maps.net: Quality Maps, Quality People, Quality Resources.
TF2Maps.net: We do it right.
TF2Maps.net: Home of the ABS libraries.
 

TMP

Ancient Pyro Main
aa
Aug 11, 2008
947
560
TF2maps.net - They still haven't given me my free subscription.

Cookies to those who get this joke.
 

Don

L2: Junior Member
Jun 3, 2009
89
14
TF2Maps.net: We do not release controversial updates!
TF2Maps.net: Also known as TF2Maps'n'models.net!
TF2Maps.net: We know how to not let stickies stick!
TF2Maps.net: That Slap Chop ain't half better then us!
TF2Maps.net: STAND-ON-THE-HAMMER, you maggots!
TF2Maps.net: We do not pay you to talk!
TF2Maps.net: We do not allow remoded valve maps!
TF2Maps.net: Steam employees since Spy/sniper update!

Best I could come with, I hope it makes you laught 2 more minutes :)
 

Jack Riguel

L10: Glamorous Member
Jul 19, 2009
721
254
Wow, I'm surprised how much this took off. I think it would be cruel of me to open a poll now for the top one, I think this should just keep on going and I'll just pick a random one I think fits the project.

SO MUCH CREATIVITY! :D
 

potatocubed

L1: Registered
Aug 4, 2009
21
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tf2maps.net: Arts and Crafts for the 21st Century!
tf2maps.net: FREE STUFF! What more do you want?
tf2maps.net: Do not carve.
tf2maps.net: Because level design isn't done by magical pixies.
tf2maps.net: Because level design is done by magical pixies.
tf2maps.net: Like Team Fortress 2 Maps on the Internet, but shorter.
tf2maps.net: Because your favourite map sucks.
 

Smashman

L3: Member
Mar 14, 2009
118
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TF2Maps: We're German, you know the germans make good stuff.
TF2Maps: We play about in swamps!
TF2Maps: We make the swamps that you play about in!
TF2Maps: Cause we make maps for tf2, makes sense, see?
TF2Maps: Cause 2fort just don't cut it.
TF2Maps: What is a Boojum Snark?
TF2Maps: Cause one eerie thing is enough.
TF2Maps: We make letters Immortal!
TF2Maps: For you and me!

I reckon we should have a randomizer that takes everyone of these slogans and sticks one at the top of the screen.
That would be pro.
 
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A Noobcake

L1: Registered
Jun 9, 2009
41
5
TF2M.net: Shaping the maps of tomorrow, today.
TF2M.net: 'Cus Orange sucks.
TF2M.net: Bookmark us to support us in the war against Orange!
TF2M.net: Rock, Scissor, Hammer
TF2M.net: And then we beat the CRAP out of all the orange ones
TF2M.net: Better than banana^^
 
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UFO

L2: Junior Member
May 20, 2009
85
52
TF2Maps.net: What is beauty?
TF2Maps.net: Hammer won't fall
TF2Maps.net: Eat the banana :D
 

Smetzle

L3: Member
May 20, 2009
112
51
Dr. ROCKZO said:
This will solve all our problems!

Yes, it will. Also, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with A Prostitute.
(Sorry for being so immature)
 
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