Heads Up men!

The Soldier

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Jul 17, 2009
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We've received word from General Walker that the request you men put in has been received and a newfangled piece of equipment will soon be arriving in the field for use!
This fancy techno-mumbo Heads Up Device will allow you to keep one eye on the location of the enemy's intelligence papers and the other on your own control points.
This is the problem today's youth have: brainy cowards that like to know everything so they don't need to get their hands dirty with real work! Men should be winning the war in respectable ways. Like killing the enemy, or maiming the enemy, and screaming in the face of death!

Below you can see the declassified parts of the brief we received.

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NovaSilisko

L42: Life, the Universe and Everything
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Feb 3, 2009
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I don't trust you >:c

Edit: nevermind, I trust you. Don't kill me with your shovel, please.


...


Sir.
 
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StoneFrog

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itsatrap.jpg


EDIT: It's not a trap. Blatantly Photoshop filter raped paper though.
 

NovaSilisko

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IDIOTS.jpg
 
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Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, July 17, 2009
6:28 PM - The Political Gamer: I <3 you
6:28 PM - The Political Gamer: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=8149
6:29 PM - The Political Gamer: The Soldier confumed AND the new HUD!
6:29 PM - drpepper [reddit]: heh, boojum was responsible for that
6:29 PM - The Political Gamer: :/ prank?
6:30 PM - The Political Gamer: so it is just ABS messing with us :(
6:30 PM - drpepper [reddit]: ha no. valve is going to release the hud for us :)
6:31 PM - The Political Gamer: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
 

StoneFrog

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May 28, 2008
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StoneFrog: filter rape paper
StoneFrog: I know all
A Boojum Snark: No need to hate on my failpaper.
Void: A jumping Heavy can not reach his death.
Grimes is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Void: If only I was as interested in the gamemode back then as I am now. :c
NovaSilisko: ...
NovaSilisko: YOUR failpaper?
A Boojum Snark: I'm the only moderator around, so obviously it was my doing
StoneFrog: sigh
NovaSilisko: so is it fake or not :|
A Boojum Snark: I didn't think it was worth it to spend more time in photoshop than needed.
StoneFrog: I don't know anymore
A Boojum Snark: WHY WOULD I JOKE ABOUT IT
NovaSilisko: ok ok
 

TMP

Ancient Pyro Main
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Aug 11, 2008
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You soldiers are so gullible, firing rockets at me and having me fire them right back at you.

Hehehhee..

Anyways, THIS IS AWESOME.
 

A Boojum Snark

Toraipoddodezain Mazahabado
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Great, now the whole world is going to see my horrible 10 minute photoshopping :p

edit: and you know, that image is just zpq's example, it's probably not a good idea to toss it around by itself since valve's will likely be different.
 
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Armadillo of Doom

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On an unrelated note, I think everybody should start addressing me with proper military titles. Acceptable names when speaking with the commander in chief; 4-star General Foods, Major Fail, Captain Obvious, Private Parts, or Lieutenant Colonel Major Major Major (bonus points to anybody who understands the incredibly obscure reference of the last one).
 

Zeewier

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Sep 20, 2008
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*hopes they will make the winning ctf (and plr) map official*