'BONK' Energy Drink

drp

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I am a frickin' blur here!

Runnin’ rings around all them molasses-slow dummies out there on the battle- field is thirsty frickin’ work. But when it comes to quenchin’ that thirst, only one thermonuclear thirst detonator packs all the “Atomic Punch” you’ll ever need. Bonk! is fulla radiation, which as we all know is pretty great for givin’ people superpowers. Just one can’ll blast ya into a few-second rush of radioactive energy so powerful you’ll be dodgin’ bullets like they ain’t even there!

Note: Bonk! contains several hundred times the daily recommended allowance of sugar. After the beneficial effects of the radiation wear off, drinkers have reported experiencing feelings of lethargy that can last several seconds. Reading this sentence absolves Bonk! of any liability for killing sprees inspired by or deaths resulting from the ingestion of Bonk! Enjoy Bonk! responsibly… Or by the case!

http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/energydrink.htm

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Jazz

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Woah look at the background! Looks like you have to race two payload carts up and down those tracks.
 

Foxhound

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Great to finally have a way past sentries. New gamemode looks like fun as well.
 
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NovaSilisko

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Note the RED AND BLUE PAYLOAD CARTS!


Edit: damn, 5 seconds late
 

drp

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this is what gives the scout a faster way to annoy people. great.
 

What Is Schwa

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I'll bet no-one noticed the payload tracks!
 

ratclaw

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Yay, now I don't need to leave my computer to get energy drinks.

Hello late night gaming.
 
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Hmm...Never thought that I would see Valve Promoting Drug Use.

I don't know about where you live but these drinks on the label say "Dose" as in a medication. - these things really are unregulated medications but there a a movement here by the medical field to have them banned or regulated.
 

cornontheCoD

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Holy crap! If this means the new mode is payload race (that's what I'm gonna call it until it's official), will we be doing a payload race contest?
 

Earl

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New scout primary is a sawed-off shotgun? Look at the scout at the top of the page!
 

cornontheCoD

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Wait wait wait......someone brought this up on the steam forums. VALVe said they were working on a new payload map and a very different game mode D:

I don't think the map in the background is the new game mode....I think it's the payload map!
 

cornontheCoD

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dang, from the sounds of the translated achievements, the energy drink will give some type of "miss!" power.:mellow: I was hoping for it to just go faster and the player had to use skill to dodge the sentries
 

Mar

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I does indeed appear to be the new shotgun

The only difference is that the scouts hand is further up on the barrel. You people are looking for stuff were it isn't there. And how is taking of the bottoming making it sawed off? I thought that the scatter gun was a sawed of version of the regular shotgun.