When you just want to puzzle:
Nuke-m: lol nice question : "You are in the race. You just beated/bested last runner in it. What position in race are you on right now?"
Zahndar: hi berry
Nuke-m: Bi herry
Crowbar: 0bHERRY
Berry: 1st place?
Zahndar: 2nd last?
Berry: but then how were they in last place
Crowbar: yeah
Crowbar: cant
Nuke-m: 2nd from last is logical one but it's incorrect
Nuke-m: right answer is that it's impossible - you can't beat last runner, cause if you did, he wasn't last in the first place
Crowbar: yes
LeSwordfish: sure you can
LeSwordfish: win the race
RodionJenga: ok that's stupid
Berry: what if you lap them
LeSwordfish: you beat the last runner
Crowbar: lefish, "just"
LeSwordfish: you beat all the other runners too
RodionJenga: there's a difference between overall last and instantaneous last
Crowbar: like, just got in front of them
LeSwordfish: "just" as in "only recently happened"
Berry: what if you take out a big stick and beat them to death
LeSwordfish: not as in "only"
Berry: then you beat the last runner
Nuke-m: just as in "right right afyer"
Nuke-m: after&
Crowbar: i mean only recently beated as in, like
Crowbar: you were after but now are before them
Zahndar: is that how you run races berry?
Berry: yes
Zahndar: with a huge stick in your pocket
LeSwordfish: "you are in a race. you just kicked the last runner to death. what position are you in now"
LeSwordfish: "jail"
RodionJenga: there's always a huge stick in my pocket
Nuke-m: xddd
Berry: to be fair you're probably around last place if you're running around with big sticks
LeSwordfish: do you also speak softly
Crowbar: and they call you a racist
Nuke-m: Then bring Uzi
RodionJenga: or first if you're hitting people
Nuke-m: and shoot them to death
RodionJenga: nah man it's all about stick-beating
Nuke-m: stick beating the stick man with stick
Crowbar: do you know male racers pu patches on nipples when running so they dont get damaged because of rubbing on the shirt
Crowbar: put*
Crowbar: racers = runners
Crowbar: gah
RodionJenga: yes, i've heard that
Crowbar: might as well remove patches of other racers if you manage to do that on the run
RodionJenga: i mean it sounds ludicrous but i'm sure my nipples aren't the pointiest
RodionJenga: high enough pickpocket skill you can steal other runner's nipple shields
Crowbar: need that as a skill in fallout or sometinig
RodionJenga: it's akin to the slipping live grenades into pockets thing
Crowbar: stealing someones patch and watch them slowly and painfully die
RodionJenga: sounds legit
Zahndar: you just gotta crouch behind them for 100% chance to be able to steal their nipple patches
LeSwordfish: nipchafed to death
Nuke-m: this turned really dark
LeSwordfish: like one of those chinese tortures
Nuke-m: really fast
Crowbar: lol what lefish
Crowbar: tell me more
Zahndar: idk
Zahndar: this is less dark than kicking them to death probably
Crowbar: that sounds like a nice way of torturing
RodionJenga: i'm envisioning that meme where the person falls off the bike
LeSwordfish: water torture, bamboo torture, running in circles without nipplepatches torture
RodionJenga: ancient chinese nipplechafe torture
Crowbar: what about the Greek or whatever torture
RodionJenga: oh that's just a fancy word for sodomy
Crowbar: where the person is put inside a hollow bull statue of copper and fire is made under the bull
RodionJenga: oh that nvm
Nuke-m: this entire chat is forum worthy lel
RodionJenga: was that a common thing? or did it happen to like, one person
Berry: now hang on
Crowbar: also, now i get the lyrics of one song
Berry: a second ago you were talking about running races
Berry: now it's torture?
Nuke-m: read entire chat
RodionJenga: yeah read back, it made sense
Crowbar: "I was running in circles, I hurt myself"
Zahndar: dont read entire chat berry
Zahndar: its not worth it
Nuke-m: kek
[5]VBot: oh for gods sake, dont say kek, what are you 12
Berry: you know that's there to discourage you from saying kek
RodionJenga: tl;dr running without protection can make you bleed
Now we can cut this out of context:
LeSwordfish on topic of punishing cheaters on TF2M servers: "water torture, bamboo torture, running in circles without nipplepatches torture"
In response, TF2M members: "that sounds like a nice way of torturing" and "oh that's just a fancy word for sodomy".