Why do you love steam convos?

MaccyF

Notoriously Unreliable
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Mar 27, 2015
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Jul 30, 2014
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02:11 - I dinne ken: forever team heavy: which trigger hurts people again
02:12 - I dinne ken: forever team heavy: oh
02:12 - I dinne ken: forever team heavy: right
 

Idolon

they/them
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Feb 7, 2008
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[4:47 PM] Tekku: we should jackbox
[4:47 PM] Tekku: ;)
[4:47 PM] vamphire deer: j a c k b o x!
[4:47 PM] stained idolon: that sounds gross
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: "jackbox" sounds like
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: two peeps
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: one hand on the goods, one hand for punching
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: like that one section from mgs where he's nude all the time
[4:48 PM] stained idolon: except you're jackin it
[4:48 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: lol that's not where I thought it was going
[4:49 PM] stained idolon: where did you think it was going
[4:50 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: well I was thinking more of a physical cardboard box or something
[4:50 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: and then you just get a buddy and do what comes natural
[4:50 PM] ⛧umboovine⛧: I don't know you made me think it
 

Psy

The Imp Queen
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Apr 9, 2008
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[1:09 AM] Corvatile: Imagine waking up one morning with trump beside you
[1:09 AM] Corvatile: Him gazing deep into your eyes
[1:09 AM] Corvatile: Tracing your chest with his fingertips
[1:09 AM] Corvatile: With one hand holding his head up
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: And he says
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: 'No wall can keep us apart'
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: And you feel your legs go weak
[1:10 AM] Corvatile: Trump unclips his bra
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: And leans in close
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: Then crumbles apart like dust on the wind
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: Screaming as he dissipates across the room
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: And then you realise
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: It was the sunlight
[1:11 AM] Corvatile: The sunlight killed the beast
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: And you clutch Trump's abandoned bra to your heart
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: And shed a tear
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: For you will never see him again
[1:12 AM] Corvatile: ~The End~
 

Crowbar

Spiritual preprocessor
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Dec 19, 2015
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How much time did you spend making the timestamps' brackets italic? Is it even worth it?
 

Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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This is all assuming it was on purpose in the first place; it looks more like the side effect of poor handling of formatted, pasted text.
 

Idolon

they/them
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Feb 7, 2008
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[4:28 PM] abp: can someone help me think of positive things
[4:28 PM] Seba: brazilians are about to go 1-0 on their home arena
[4:29 PM] abp: 1 - 0 = 0
[4:29 PM] abp: not positive
 

Another Bad Pun

In the shadows, he saw four eyes lit by fire
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Jan 15, 2011
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[4:28 PM] abp: can someone help me think of positive things
[4:28 PM] Seba: brazilians are about to go 1-0 on their home arena
[4:29 PM] abp: 1 - 0 = 0
[4:29 PM] abp: not positive

1984
 

Yrr

An Actual Deer
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Sep 20, 2015
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22:09 - Jethro: where are you going to find a map-sized dick
22:09 - LeScaredfish: hello