Why do you love steam convos?

Yrr · Aug 5, 2016

23:55 - (ツ) #TeamHoovy: I thiought that horizons were an African-only thing?

seth · Aug 5, 2016

Muddy said:
14:37 - idoIon: fortunately its easy to whip your dick out in a hospital gown

Thank god

BenCo · Aug 6, 2016

2 Neato Weirdo Nerds talks about dirty stuff. Warning: @Joshenkstone 's and BenCo's brain cells weren't working properly.

BenCo: Are we Neato Weirdo Nerds?
Joshenkstone: Btw i heard another pretty cool girl sentence today
Joshenkstone: A blowjob a day keeps the breakup away
BenCo: What is a blowjob?
BenCo: I feel stoopid
Joshenkstone: Eeehm let's just talk about that nerd stuff instead
BenCo: Uhuu dirty stuff
Joshenkstone: Yup
BenCo: Blowjob. Wait does this mean they sex for money?
Joshenkstone: No just when a girl blows a boys third leg
Joshenkstone: But eeehm... the nerd stuff
BenCo: "third leg" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Joshenkstone: Yea i tought let's get creative

MrHatlf · Aug 6, 2016

this is some steam convo that i screencapped awhile ago. recently found it, so here.

for bonus points, i named the filename "tear the place down to fix it"

Joshenkstone · Aug 8, 2016

"Jos henk stoney monkey nipples" - @BenCo 2016

Clone5184 · Aug 8, 2016

QuantumBlink: how do I create a kill field?
Blade x64: first you plow the displacement, then plant some kill seeds

Tumby · Aug 9, 2016

23:20 - idoIon: 4:20
23:21 - aui: 5:20
23:21 - MrHatLF: 2:20
23:21 - Urban: 6:20
23:21 - MrHatLF: 2:21
23:21 - Tumbolisu: 23:21

Kube · Aug 9, 2016

I'd like to think I called this one.

chin: count to 30 donuts before you get banned
idoIon: 1
KubeKing: 2
The Hotel Detective: 3
KubeKing: I think this is a ruse guyz
KubeKing: 4
You have been banned from the chat by idoIon.

Hotel Detective · Aug 9, 2016

KubeKing said:
I'd like to think I called this one.

idoIon: oh shoot i dont think i have kube on my friends list
idoIon: can someone tell him i unbanned him
The Hotel Detective: im sure he'll find out
chin: we'll never see him again
The Hotel Detective: he's dead

nickybakes · Aug 10, 2016

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4:36 PM - LeSwordfish: you put your robot in, your robot out
4:37 PM - LeSwordfish: in out in out you shake it all about

phi · Aug 11, 2016

3:42 PM - ProfHappycat: every ui nowadays is so flat like jesus
3:42 PM - ProfHappycat: it's annoying
3:42 PM - corvatile: jesus wasn't flat
3:42 PM - corvatile: had a marvellous bust

Fruity Snacks · Aug 11, 2016

phi said:
3:42 PM - ProfHappycat: every ui nowadays is so flat like jesus
3:42 PM - ProfHappycat: it's annoying
3:42 PM - corvatile: jesus wasn't flat
3:42 PM - corvatile: had a marvellous bust

He was also tan as hell.

Vel0city · Aug 11, 2016

NickTF said:
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4:36 PM - LeSwordfish: you put your robot in, your robot out
4:37 PM - LeSwordfish: in out in out you shake it all about

not sure if there's a sexual meaning to that or not.

probably is.

nickybakes · Aug 11, 2016

Vel0city said:
not sure if there's a sexual meaning to that or not.

probably is.

its the hokey pokey.

Yrr · Aug 11, 2016

*hokey cokey

LeSwordfish · Aug 11, 2016

Man, if you thought that was sexual, it's a good thing I didn't go on to the "In, out, in, out, ra ra ra" line.

Vel0city · Aug 11, 2016

LeSwordfish said:
Man, if you thought that was sexual, it's a good thing I didn't go on to the "In, out, in, out, ra ra ra" line.

robot in, robot out is enough

Crash · Aug 11, 2016

That's really dumb.

Edit: this post was in a response to a really dumb chat log that has been deleted.

Ida · Aug 11, 2016

I disagree that it is a reason to love steam convos (see: thread title)

RodionJenga · Aug 11, 2016

LeSwordfish said:
Man, if you thought that was sexual, it's a good thing I didn't go on to the "In, out, in, out, ra ra ra" line.

I for one, have always heard the hokey pokey sung as "you put your [robot] in and you shake it all about" with no "inoutinout"s or "ra ra ra"s at all.

Why do you love steam convos?

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