3 word story

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted.
 
May 25, 2015
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs.
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish,
 

the_rad

L1: Registered
Sep 6, 2015
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and
 
Jul 6, 2015
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth vader plotted
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth vader plotted to use Hammer
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
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Oct 11, 2013
273
413
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil
 

Coding Ethan

L2: Junior Member
Oct 12, 2014
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
166
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters
 

Nuke

L4: Comfortable Member
Jul 5, 2016
163
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office.
 

The Siphon

L6: Sharp Member
Mar 2, 2015
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office. But when they
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
166
471
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office. But when they tried to contact
 
May 25, 2015
390
307
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office. But when they tried to contact the game co-ordinator
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
aa
Jul 31, 2016
166
471
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office. But when they tried to contact the game co-ordinator, the steam servers
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office. But when they tried to contact the game co-ordinator, the steam servers conspired to interfere
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office. But when they tried to contact the game co-ordinator, the steam servers conspired to interfere with Merasmus' plan
 

Svode

Take a Chance on Me
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Jul 31, 2016
166
471
HolySnickerPuffs' Revengence

Suddenly, a Space Marine PURGED THE HERETICS! All heaven broke into private property near the local Kum-n-Go as Saxton shouts "PROPERTY DAMAGE!" "Go ahead, build yer tiny little mini-sentry with a wrench you made of plastic!" - "Nope" *flies away* "Why would you stop a Gaben and take control, HolySnickerpuffs?" "BECAUSE REASONS!" Answered the angry zombie himself, HolySnickerPuffs. "STOP SAYING HOLYSNICKERPUFFS" Ranted Davekillerish unsuccessfully. "HolySnickerPuffs!" HolySnickerPuffs retorted with a HolySnickerPuffy response. Classic HolySnickerPuffs. Meanwhile, in the lair of Davekillerish, John Cena and Darth Vader plotted to use Hammer in an evil manner to crash the party at TF2's Development Headquarters in Gaben's Office. But when they tried to contact the game co-ordinator, the steam servers conspired to interfere with Merasmus' plan for world dominaiton.