Why do you love steam convos?

7:56 PM - BΛKSCRΛTCH - Cream of the Crop: You know that feeling when you wanna masturbate but your dog is sleeping on your bed
7:56 PM - Seba: no
7:56 PM - idolon: no
7:56 PM - chin: no
7:56 PM - ODSP: no
7:56 PM - ruthless behavior: no
7:56 PM - BΛKSCRΛTCH - Cream of the Crop: oh

10:29 - ruthless behavior: you brits say such weird things
10:29 - Fantasmos: like for instance
10:29 - Fantasmos: "leave"

Muddy said:

10:29 - ruthless behavior: you brits say such weird things
10:29 - Fantasmos: like for instance
10:29 - Fantasmos: "leave"

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we need a "not funny you monster" rating staff pls add

14:01 - Corvatile: I ship Darren with Nick
14:01 - Corvatile: I call this pairing
14:01 - Corvatile: 'Dick'

17.51 - DΛRREN #2993: I actually have ice in my ass
17.51 - DΛRREN #2993: And I think that this ice is too cold

UEAKCrash: did you see the paranormal activity vr game?
Corvatile: if you mean 'light repair team #4'
Corvatile: then yes

LeSwordfish: !dotdsubmit Workers of the world, unite! The only thing you have to lose is your chains!
DogBot: *whines* That URL is invalid...
LeSwordfish: you bourgeoise shitbag

Vel0city: alright
Vel0city: can TF2 do it
Vel0city: can it connect to the item server AND the tf coordinator?
funi: no lol
Vel0city: booting up now
Vel0city: can it do it
funi: You already know the answer
Vel0city: indeed I did, because TF2 can't
Vel0city: -_-

22:16 - abp on fire: i mean i can understand adolf hitler

ekscelle.dll: yeah guess i'm just retarded because valve hired a guy to make a game instead of actually making the game themselves
ekscelle.dll: wowie i want to die

02:20 - chint: you cant ban me
02:20 - chint: just try
02:21 - chint was banned by idolon.

edit: fuck ninja'd

LeSwordfish said:

UEAKCrash: did you see the paranormal activity vr game?
Corvatile: if you mean 'light repair team #4'
Corvatile: then yes

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When the lights are out, in the neighboorhood? Who you gonna call?

Yrr said:

02:20 - chint: you cant ban me
02:20 - chint: just try
02:21 - chint was banned by idolon.

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Good riddance.

I think the server borked

NickTF said:

I think the server borked

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The new york server isnt showing up in my favorites feed, is it down?

9:48 PM - idolon: would you fuck balrog
9:48 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: What the fuck is balrog
9:48 PM - idolon: he's the toaster character
9:48 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: like is he some sort of demon?
9:48 PM - ProfHappycat: google is your friend
9:48 PM - idolon: im p sure his name is balrog
9:49 PM - Osspial: yup that's his name
9:49 PM - Osspial: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120608171408/villains/images/0/03/Balrog_(Cave_Story).jpg
9:49 PM - Osspial: shitty pic
9:49 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: Maybe he's the last of his species or something

9:50 PM - phi: would you fuck roadhog
9:51 PM - chint: zarya is bae
9:51 PM - chint: so is mercy
9:51 PM - ProfHappycat: would you screw junkrat
9:51 PM - chint: winston tho
9:51 PM - prestige: zarya is great because of her abilities
9:51 PM - idolon: "abilities"
9:51 PM - prestige: i am attracted to her bc of her game performance
9:51 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: "performance"

9:52 PM - prestige: mei is really cute but she might be fat
9:52 PM - prestige: can anyone find any pics of mei in a bikini
9:53 PM - ProfHappycat: just asking for a friend haha
9:53 PM - ProfHappycat: not for me haha

9:54 PM - idolon: would you fuck lucio
9:54 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: no i think i'll go for balrog
9:54 PM - idolon: does thinking of him make you pump it up
9:54 PM - prestige: lucio i think id have to spend a lot of time w/
9:54 PM - prestige: like hed have to show me a fun night out
9:55 PM - prestige: and then id probably suck his dick
9:55 PM - prestige: hed have to pump me up

9:55 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: hey what about undertale characthers
9:55 PM - phi: no
9:55 PM - idolon: no
9:55 PM - prestige: i think i would date zenyatta
9:55 PM - chint: ni
9:55 PM - ProfHappycat: no
9:55 PM - Osspial: not here

9:55 PM - prestige: lmao i wanna make rule 34 for zenyatta
9:55 PM - prestige: like every other char has been sexualized other than him??
9:55 PM - prestige: maybe i am wrong
9:55 PM - prestige: i mean he has so many orbs
9:55 PM - prestige: i could see some cool rule 34 w/ it

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10:00 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: I would fuck balrog

Idolon said:

9:55 PM - Tuaam #TeamPyro: hey what about undertale characthers
9:55 PM - phi: no
9:55 PM - idolon: no
9:55 PM - prestige: i think i would date zenyatta

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I didn't know zenyatta was in undertale

The worst part about Undertale was that for a few months after a release you would always end up finding anatomically correct porn of the characters whenever you googled the game.

Just the first few months? Like that shit ever goes away.