Why do you love steam convos?

Muddy

Muddy
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Sep 5, 2014
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Not a Steam convo, but I joined the EU server in anticipation of an imp and I thought some others had joined too but they turned out to be randies, and then we had this pleasant exchange...

Muddy - 2 days : hi
Welcome back to the TF2M Servers!
*DEAD* Muddy - 2 days : wait i don't know any of you
Muddy - 2 days was automatically assigned to team BLU
This server tracks your anonymised gameplay data on behalf of Heatmaps.tf.
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Welcome back to the TF2M Servers!
GhosTz1k was automatically assigned to team RED
♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream was automatically assigned to team BLU
♛Mr.Gordo♛ ☠Supimpa☠ was automatically assigned to team RED
(Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!
(Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!

GhosTz1k : Are u stupid?
♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream : go way muddy
(Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!
GhosTz1k : ITS OBVIOUS I DONT KNOW ANYONE OF US
GhosTz1k : THIS IS A ONLINE GAME OK?
GhosTz1k : U ARE SO DUMB
Muddy - 2 days : what
GhosTz1k : Yes
GhosTz1k : THIS IS A SERVER
GhosTz1k : NOOB
GhosTz1k : LEAVE THE GAME U CUNT
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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INHALE MY DONG!: DUDE.
INHALE MY DONG!: You have to see this:

INHALE MY DONG!: The video. THIS MUSIC.
INHALE MY DONG!: YOU WILL HAVE AN ORGASM. GUARANTEED.
Vel0city: Oh I've seen and heard it, and had my orgasms. My ears more than my eyes, but orgasms nonetheless
Vel0city: Here, have the one without all the other sounds, just the music:

Vel0city: listening to it as we speak
INHALE MY DONG!: This is amazing.
Vel0city: and having an orgasm
Vel0city: I don't care if I get ear damage while listening to this music with the volume turned up to 11. it's so worth it
INHALE MY DONG!: i want this as my ringtone so i can play it for 4 minutes before picking up and be like sorry it took so long to pick up, had an orgasm while listening to this ringtone lol
Vel0city: who wouldn't
Vel0city: (the ringtone part that is)


edit lol what even is this formatting
 
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Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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Not a Steam convo, but I joined the EU server in anticipation of an imp and I thought some others had joined too but they turned out to be randies, and then we had this pleasant exchange...

Muddy - 2 days : hi
Welcome back to the TF2M Servers!
*DEAD* Muddy - 2 days : wait i don't know any of you
Muddy - 2 days was automatically assigned to team BLU
This server tracks your anonymised gameplay data on behalf of Heatmaps.tf.
You can view the Heatmaps.tf privacy policy by typing !hm_privacy
Welcome back to the TF2M Servers!
GhosTz1k was automatically assigned to team RED
♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream was automatically assigned to team BLU
♛Mr.Gordo♛ ☠Supimpa☠ was automatically assigned to team RED
(Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!
(Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!

GhosTz1k : Are u stupid?
♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream : go way muddy
(Voice) ♊LucasDaAlforreca♊ #Scream: MEDIC!
GhosTz1k : ITS OBVIOUS I DONT KNOW ANYONE OF US
GhosTz1k : THIS IS A ONLINE GAME OK?
GhosTz1k : U ARE SO DUMB
Muddy - 2 days : what
GhosTz1k : Yes
GhosTz1k : THIS IS A SERVER
GhosTz1k : NOOB
GhosTz1k : LEAVE THE GAME U CUNT
The perks of an F2P game: mad 14-year-olds.
 

nickybakes

You should've played Rumbleverse
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Jul 28, 2015
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This still cracks me up @Muddy
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Hyperion

L16: Grid Member
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Jun 8, 2015
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13.50 - psy#21558: hi umb
13.50 - umbratile: hi
13.50 - Muddy: hi umb
13.50 - umbratile: hi
13.50 - Cartfridge: hi umb
13.50 - umbratile: hi
13.51 - Hyperion: hi umb
13.51 - umbratile: hi
 

Idolon

they/them
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Feb 7, 2008
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LeSwordfish

semi-trained quasi-professional
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Aug 8, 2010
4,102
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RodionJenga: so i was looking up some funeral director business cards, don't ask why, and some auto generated ones that are used for all jobs i guess started showing up
RodionJenga: so i'm getting ones with "everyone loves funeral directors" and "funeral directors gon wild" on them
RodionJenga: most accurate was: "funerals are forever" and least was: "funerals saved my life once"
 

iiboharz

eternally tired
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Nov 5, 2014
857
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15:02 - Zahndjörn: sorry iibo
15:02 - Zahndjörn: we are too busy talking about how to crucify in hammer

15:02 - Exactol: how to crucify you to be specific
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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15:02 - Zahndjörn: sorry iibo
15:02 - Zahndjörn: we are too busy talking about how to crucify in hammer

15:02 - Exactol: how to crucify you to be specific
Was this because of my post in the Arctic theme pack thread...


didn't mean it srry
 
Jul 6, 2015
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Not even in steam chat..
 

Yrr

An Actual Deer
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Sep 20, 2015
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00:03 - Howling Techie: Oh it's Tueday
00:03 - Your state is set to Offline.
00:03 - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.