TF2Maps Lonely Hearts Club Game

Berry

resident homo
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Hello singular and doubular people! Here is a fun (note: subjective) forum game for your enjoyment (note: subjective). Each person will post a location and specifics of where they would take the next person to post on a date (and what you guys would be doing) and how they would respond to the date location and specification of the poster above!

I will begin:
To that pizza place down the road for a nice meat feast, then back to my place for a nice meat feast
 

Fruity Snacks

Creator of blackholes & memes. Destroyer of forums
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I claim this as relevant.
tf2mlonelyhearts.jpg
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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I'll take you out to see a good movie, then we'll play some TF2 at my house. During which, I'll let you use my Collector's Pain Train.

(The "Pain Train" is my genitalia.)
 

nickybakes

You should've played Rumbleverse
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I would take you out too.... actually, I'm just a loner, I know nothing about dates :(

I would totally enjoy being penetrated by HolySnickerPuff's genitalia (depends on whether it's hairy or not :/)
 
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SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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"I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?"

- "Weird Al" Yankovic, 2002
 

Cartfridge

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What about tripular people?
I feel discriminated...
 

Bogdy

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SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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I'll take you to my house and make you a "Hot Dog". Afterwards, you can play some "Centipede" on my "Atari" using my "Joystick".

Afterwards we can have sex.