Why do you love steam convos?

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
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Bogdy (Bday in 4 days): how long have you been playing in mud now
Muddy: all my lifeeeeeeee
Bogdy (Bday in 4 days): You didn't choose the Mud Life
Bogdy (Bday in 4 days): The Mud Life chose you
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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Jun 9, 2009
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16:43 - LeSwordfish [TF2Maps.net]: i'm just waiting for someone to quote the /o/ to the wall thing
16:43 - Fr0z3nR: /o/
16:43 - MOTD: \o\ to the wall
16:43 - Zahndah: /o/
16:43 - MOTD: \o\ to the wall
16:43 - Seba: /o/
16:43 - MOTD: \o\ to the wall
 
Jul 6, 2015
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This game doesn't need bad reviews anymore. Here's a chocolate chip cookies recipe

Ingredients:
1 cup butter, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
3 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons hot water
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped walnuts

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Cream together the butter, white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Dissolve baking soda in hot water. Add to batter along with salt. Stir in flour, chocolate chips, and nuts. Drop by large spoonfuls onto ungreased pans.
Bake for about 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until edges are nicely browned.
 

Fantaboi

Gone and one day forgotten
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Mar 11, 2013
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Crash

func_nerd
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Mar 1, 2010
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02:51 - Jill: I rise from my deathlike sleep every time Crash's map destroys the engine in a new and ambitious way

I appear to have developed a reputation over there...
 

Muddy

Muddy
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Sep 5, 2014
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This is why I don't pay attention to Steam reviews anymore. 99% of all Steam reviews are stupid jokes and like 1% of them are actually insightful, well-researched opinions that tell me things about the game.

And what really gets my goat is when people rate a game positively because "it was easy to uninstall LOL"

*grumble grumble*
 

Fantaboi

Gone and one day forgotten
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Mar 11, 2013
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This is why I don't pay attention to Steam reviews anymore. 99% of all Steam reviews are stupid jokes and like 1% of them are actually insightful, well-researched opinions that tell me things about the game.

And what really gets my goat is when people rate a game positively because "it was easy to uninstall LOL"

*grumble grumble*

I feel as though this is why steam added the "funny" rating, so that it can filter posts like those
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
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Bogdy (Bday in 3 days): Guys I'll go eat lunch brb
{GCN} wisey: eat it real good
TAVRAX joacă acum Team Fortress 2. Clic aici pentru a te alătura.
Zahndah: mmmh
Zahndah: you eat that lunch
{GCN} wisey: yeaaah
{GCN} wisey: you like that food, don't you
RodionJenga: hey
Zahndah: aw yeah that salt is niiiice isnt it

Never change, TF2M.
 

Psy

The Imp Queen
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Apr 9, 2008
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16:58 - idolon entered chat.
16:58 - idolon: idk if this music video is gay but my internet sure is
16:58 - RodionJenga: how so?
16:58 - Seba: there's dicks coming out the ethernet ports
 

Cartfridge

L2: Junior Member
Jul 29, 2015
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16:58 - idolon entered chat.
16:58 - idolon: idk if this music video is gay but my internet sure is
16:58 - RodionJenga: how so?
16:58 - Seba: there's dicks coming out the ethernet ports

The lack of context makes this especially interesting.
 

wiseguy149

Emperor of Entities and Amateur of Aesthetics
May 12, 2009
103
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The lack of context makes this especially interesting.
Context might make it even more interesting. There was a lot more talk about dicks immediately following that.
 

iiboharz

eternally tired
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Nov 5, 2014
857
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17:53 - idolon: ive sucked my finger sometimes because im a bit messy when i put jelly on my sandwiches and i wouldnt want jelly to go to waste
 

Hyperion

L16: Grid Member
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Jun 8, 2015
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15.53 - Muddy: that's not an anti joke
15.53 - Muddy: that's just a fact
15.53 - Dr. Orange: Why did the chicken cross the road?
15.53 - Muddy: why did the chicken cross the road?
15.53 - Dr. Orange: To escape from this terrible joke.
15.54 - Muddy: har har