What's the most useless serious feedback you've ever received?

ics

http://ics-base.net
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Jun 17, 2010
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"Paska mappi" aka "Shit map". Said by a guy when he joined the map, died once, said the words and then left. CS players are so impatient :)
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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"This looks like an Orange map", I believe, is what he said.

Buddy, it was alpha 3. Cut me some slack.
 

Bogdy

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Aug 13, 2014
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"Let's rtv this shit"
M8, I understand that you say that my map is shit, but at least tell me what to do to make it better.
 

Muddy

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Sep 5, 2014
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Gonna delve into the archives of feedback for my earlier works. I guess a lot of these aren't so much useless as they were just funny, but oh well...

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(on an arena map)

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(on koth_salt)

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And lest we forget..

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I'll look for more when I can be arsed.
 

TyeZenneth

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May 31, 2014
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We should totally see about renaming the 'like' rating to an 'it is good' rating.
 

SC PL

local shitposter
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Jun 25, 2015
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All feedbacks "Clip this" "Unclip this" "Remove that trigger here" "Add exit here" "Move this prop here"
Where? What? I have to clip spawn door, unclip deep hole, remove cap zone, add exit in rock, move resupply locker to skybox or what?

Really people, I won't fix your problems if you don't say, WHAT I have to fix, like "Unclip that clip above left door to cap point"
 
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killohurtz

Distinction in Applied Carving
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Feb 22, 2014
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All feedbacks "Clip this" "Unclip this" "Remove that trigger here" "Add exit here" "Move this prop here"
Where? What? I have to clip spawn door, unclip deep hole, remove cap zone, add exit in rock, move resupply locker to skybox or what?

Really people, I won't fix your problems if you don't say, WHAT I have to fix, like "Unclip that clip above left door to cap point"

...You do know that the feedback site gives you coordinates when players make location-specific feedback, right?
 

Bunbun

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May 18, 2014
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"This map is so wasted that kids in Africa could have eaten those gigabytes."
 

Hyperion

L16: Grid Member
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Jun 8, 2015
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All Darren feedback. First he says something serious.

Then "wtf I just said"

Finally "I meant that"


No offence, Draen
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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"Sometimes there are ramps that actually split into two. Like come on just use a displacement and don't clutter the playspa" - Wilson

Buddy. You can't just trade off a ramp for a displacement.
 

Wilson

Boomer by Sleep
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May 4, 2010
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"Sometimes there are ramps that actually split into two. Like come on just use a displacement and don't clutter the playspa" - Wilson

Buddy. You can't just trade off a ramp for a displacement.

When your map is littered with ramps to every direction, some which literally lead to same spot and could just be one single ramp or displacement. Yes, yes you can. This whole quote is horribly out of context anyway.