The Rap-Battle thread

Cartfridge

L2: Junior Member
Jul 29, 2015
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The Final confrontation begins here, do your worst you little smears/
These ears of mine hear the fears in yo' rhymes/
No need to deny, it's really all fine/
Diss your opponents, as if it were crime/
Perhaps you'll be really sublime/
 
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Your rhymes are just as witless
As the space between your ears
Their prose is oh so tedious
That it still bores me to tears

You don't stand a chance
Against my spoken word
Your rhythm is dodgy
And you're a big nerd

Are there any lights on
In your fridge-like head?
They'll all flick off
When the door shuts instead
 

Berry

resident homo
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Dec 27, 2012
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You guys just shouldn't rap
This joke has really reached its cap
You really should give it a nap.

Just give it a rest
You've tried your best
(not really)


(seriously maybe this joke has run its course like)
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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There's shit in a box
Why is there shit in this box
Gross
 

Shogun

L6: Sharp Member
Jan 31, 2014
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Why are you nerds rapping

When you could be mapping
Here's a :hint:

Your rhymes are lacking


Mapping is cool

Stay in school

don't do drugs

Unless you're a fool




They call me the gravedigger

I'll leave your body disfigured

I'll see if you can :blockbullets:

When I pull the :trigger:

white-thug.jpg
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
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Apr 10, 2014
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Keep these raps on 'Conversations'
They're to fire/dumb for here
'Cuz whenever you start spittin'
People start to give you a leer

(Have a 2-6 guy rap battle using the nifty 'Conversation' tool, so every one else doesn't have to see these 'Sick Fires Boi'.
 

norfolk

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Jan 18, 2014
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I'm really good at RAPPING
and you're all bad at CLAPPING
i'm better than YOU
because I don't at the moment have the FLU

Boom, de_stroyed.
 
Jul 6, 2015
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Your rymes are weak
Its time to reap
When overwatch comes in
TF2 will be an antique

You think your hot, you think your cool
with your 8bit duck, and that name too
Let me tell a little secret, update your status
The duck update is gone, your memes are old school

I am the best,
Merasmus is the worst,
Bonus ducks, Bonus ducks, Bonus ducks
Merasmus is under arrest

d_getrektson_Final (domination_getrektson_final)
 

SC PL

local shitposter
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Jun 25, 2015
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Screw this crap
I'm bad at rap
I end now making map
And I gonna take a nap

Screw that I'm not a mapper, bu I cannot find a better rhythm than fap
 
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fubarFX

The "raw" in "nodraw"
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Jun 1, 2009
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call yourself a mapper?
you must be new around
let me grab my hammer
and smack you to the ground

liking the displacement?
this is your new torment
I'm here to put the raw
straight back into nodraw

your rap is not worth dirt
you can't even trigger_hurt
my mixtape is env_fire
I'm top of the spire
 
Jul 6, 2015
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@fubarFX
Pretty good ol' timer, Ill note your contribution
Your a little of your game let me tell you whats up
Time to jump start the new revolution
and your about to burnup

Its about time to decloak these spies
even if your maps give me heart attacks
The layouts are scary, and the gimicks are never a surprise
expect instant death, my rymes always stab backs

My rymes can't be compared
your mind just cannot comprehend
my level skill will never be shared
its about time you stepped down, and lied in your bed
 

Cytosolic

L5: Dapper Member
May 1, 2015
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Well, rapping's not really my thing
But while I'm here let me tell you the truth
You can still get a mapping lesson from me
just step up to my booth

You're on a "Crash" course, but the tutorials over
you're gonna take me on? you must be new
You wanna fight 6's, you aint got 4's
now choke on my lines until your BLU

I'll crush your flows
I've already owned this thread
You want to fight physically? Careful,
I used power four when I displaced team RED

This battles over
Now let me quite Zed
There's shit in a box
Why is there shit in this box
Gross
I'm done with this shit
and it's time you got to bed
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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bed
bed
bed
bed
bed
bed
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
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This looks like a job for me,
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
 
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Cartfridge

L2: Junior Member
Jul 29, 2015
74
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You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, I'm with the rag and fornicating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Screw that, c** on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this sh*t's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits; screw you, Debbie!

This looks like a job for me,
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me.

You're nothing to this thread, all I see is your big ass head./
You might as well go to bed, you already look like you're half-dead./
Your rhymes don't hit the beat./
You feel the heat? It means you're dead meat!/
You've crossed the line for the five-hundred-fifty-fifth time./
And still you can't bring up a good rhyme./
I think it's time you stepped down, cause hearing your stupid rhymes,/
Makes my face frown!/

:B1:
 

Bogdy

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 13, 2014
187
208
You're nothing to this thread, all I see is your big ass head./
You might as well go to bed, you already look like you're half-dead./
Your rhymes don't hit the beat./
You feel the heat? It means you're dead meat!/
You've crossed the line for the five-hundred-fifty-fifth time./
And still you can't bring up a good rhyme./
I think it's time you stepped down, cause hearing your stupid rhymes,/
Makes my face frown!/

:B1:
Let me draw you a picture, son,
Landscape of your map, still in alpha 1.
You're stirring up the fears of the mapping people
Telling the world that my rhymes are evil.
You made a little model, got 'em fired up,
Had lots of static props, got 'em fired up,
And when your map started getting fired up,
I aim a rifle at your head and fire up.