Why do you love steam convos?

Zed

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Some of the messages I get on steam are basically equivalent to drunk dials.

RETINAZER: suck a dICK
a rather festive zedxenon: ?
RETINAZER: i don't know
 

Ælement

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Dec 21, 2010
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Picking up girls is easy. It's just a matter of breaking the ice and reading the subtle cues.


CookieMasterz: how i usually talk to a girl
CookieMasterz: like to open up
CookieMasterz: i ask lame shit
CookieMasterz: like
CookieMasterz: do u got an xtra pencil???//111
Faux Rhinoceros: classic
CookieMasterz: then idk i feel more confident
CookieMasterz: works 100$% of the time
Faux Rhinoceros: what if she don't give you a pencil
CookieMasterz: then shes a skank
 

zahndah

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Ms. Mincepie: the bot's fixed now
Zahnta Claus: !mapps
Ms. Mincepie: !add mappypoo
[2] FANTASBOT: ERROR
 

Cartfridge

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Alrighty then....
 

Zed

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10:17 PM - RETINAZER: mother fucking pandas
10:17 PM - RETINAZER: mother
10:17 PM - RETINAZER: fucking
10:18 PM - RETINAZER: pandas
In reference to my steam profile picture.
 

Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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Tell Mother to stop fucking pandas.
 

Another Bad Pun

In the shadows, he saw four eyes lit by fire
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Jan 15, 2011
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phi the reindeer: im a piano player and thats not very hard
phi the reindeer: i dunno
phi the reindeer: maybe my fingers are weird
ShadowClause11X: Aren't they hooves?
idolon festive: which fingers are you using
ShadowClause11X: Should probably go get that checked out phi
bah, umbug: I'm a piano and I find this perfectly reasonable
 

14bit

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2:41 PM - Digaag Wa Riz: The mark of a good programmer is one who tries to crash their programs in any way they can think of
2:41 PM - Adobe Wall Hacks: im not fucking trying