Why do you love steam convos?

stegarootbeer

L2: Junior Member
Jan 15, 2012
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10:56 PM - stegarootbeer: you getting grey eyce?
10:57 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i've thought about dying my hair blonde or ginger
11:00 PM - Ms. Mudpie: http://i.imgur.com/wW0yRSJ.gifv
11:02 PM - Ms. Mudpie: anyway i'm gonna go start my morning and stuff
11:02 PM - Ms. Mudpie: bbl
11:03 PM - Ms. Mudpie disconnected.
11:06 PM - sil is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
11:06 PM - Captain Clam entered chat.

11:11 PM - Eyce: @steg a bit yeah. :|
11:13 PM - stegarootbeer: are you older than crash?
11:13 PM - stegarootbeer: or just like, early grey
11:13 PM - UEAKCrash entered chat.
11:13 PM - UEAKCrash: eat a diiiick
11:13 PM - stegarootbeer: i had an unkle with white hair since childhood
11:13 PM - UEAKCrash: I'm only 28
11:13 PM - UEAKCrash left chat.
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
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5:03 PM - Howling Techie: wait no you can
11:34 PM - zedxenon: oh dammit chat ghosted

I'm not terribly quick on the draw.
 

Muddy

Muddy
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Sep 5, 2014
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13:20 - [1] FANTASBOT: Map changed to: koth_hangar_b2 3/24
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13:20 - Freyja: rip
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13:21 - Jivvi: whups
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13:21 - [1] FANTASBOT: Map changed to: koth_hangar_b2 3/24
13:21 - Βlade x64: ban
13:21 - [1] FANTASBOT: Map changed to: koth_hangar_b2 3/24
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13:21 - Freyja: hahaha
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13:21 - ::Egan::: uhh..
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13:21 - Freyja: kick it?
13:21 - [1] FANTASBOT: Map changed to: koth_hangar_b2 3/24
13:21 - [1] FANTASBOT: Map changed to: koth_hangar_b2 3/24
13:21 - Jivvi: yeah you might have to
13:21 - [1] FANTASBOT: Map changed to: koth_hangar_b2 3/24
13:21 - [1] FANTASBOT: Map changed to: koth_hangar_b2 3/24
13:21 - [1] FANTASBOT was kicked by ::Egan::.

i think it broke
 

StickZer0

💙💙💃💙💙
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Nov 25, 2008
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23:37 - aui: psy needs to stop making music videos and make better maps
 

14bit

L14: Bit Member
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Oct 5, 2014
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7:04 PM - Ynders: oh cool
7:04 PM - Ynders: probably should've saved that
7:05 PM - Ynders: why the fuck am I typing my thoughts into chat
7:05 PM - Ynders left chat.

Here's a really long one about chocolate and pasta:
9:26 PM - Ms. Mudpie: hmm
9:26 PM - Ms. Mudpie: should i have the first chocolate in my advent calendar now or wait till the morning
9:27 PM - killohurtz: eat it now and then replace it with another chocolate for tomorrow
9:27 PM - Ms. Mudpie: good plan
9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: oh hey this one has jokes
9:28 PM - phi: mudpie give me chocolate
9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: what do you get if you cross a snowman with a shark
9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: frost bite
9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: well the chocolate was nice at least
9:28 PM - aui: I thought it was gonna be a great white shark
9:28 PM - phi: its the chocolate that counts
9:28 PM - aui: wow im bad
9:28 PM - Ms. Mudpie: phi i'll give u chocolate
9:29 PM - phi: :O
9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: but you gotta buy it
9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: :~)
9:29 PM - phi: wow
9:29 PM - phi: rude
9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:29 PM - Ms. Mudpie: there's not enough chocolate in this house
9:30 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i should buy some more
9:30 PM - phi: theres not enough chocolate in this house either
9:30 PM - phi: read: none
9:30 PM - Geit: ehhh
9:30 PM - Ms. Mudpie: hey phi let's go buy chocolate
9:30 PM - phi: yes please
9:30 PM - phi: when i come over there im gunna eat uk chocolate
9:30 PM - Geit: EU server expires today and I need to renew the contract
9:30 PM - Geit: but my card is on the other side of the room
9:30 PM - Geit: :<
9:30 PM - Ms. Mudpie: uk chocolate is pretty cool
9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: rip geit
9:31 PM - Stiffy360 [PPM-Λ] is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: hey geit if you pay for the sevrer we'll give you chocolate
9:31 PM - Geit: unfortunately for you
9:31 PM - Geit: I have a box of malteasers within arms reach
9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: damn
9:31 PM - Ms. Mudpie: actually so do i if you count my advent calendar
9:32 PM - killohurtz: i have a bag of halloween themed 3 musketeers and a bag of rolos at my desk
9:32 PM - aui: I have nothing at my desk
9:32 PM - aui: no food that is
9:32 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i have some empty cans of monster and some vitamins
9:33 PM - aui: I could eat though
9:33 PM - aui: I want pasta
9:33 PM - aui: I only had a chicken burger thing for dinner
9:33 PM - Kwzby is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i have leftover pasta
9:34 PM - aui: what kind of pasta
9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i could eat that now but i already had some today
9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: bolognese
9:34 PM - aui: ship it
9:34 PM - aui: right now
9:34 PM - aui: pls
9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: mudpie x spaghetti
9:34 PM - Kwzby is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:34 PM - phi: the best otp
9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i do love spaghetti
9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: but does it love me bac
9:34 PM - Ms. Mudpie: k
9:35 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i bet mississippi mud pie and spaghetti would go together horribly
9:35 PM - Pawlakov is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:35 PM - Pawlakov entered chat.

9:35 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i should try making spaghetti carbonara one of these days
9:35 PM - Pawlakov disconnected.
9:35 PM - Ms. Mudpie: that's some goooooood shit
9:36 PM - phi: is that where you make spaghetti and pour carbonated beverage all over it
9:36 PM - aui: gross
9:36 PM - TAVRAX entered chat.
9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: spaghetti mountain dew
9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: with a side order of doritos
9:36 PM - phi: ew
9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: for only the most euphoric of men
9:36 PM - Ms. Mudpie: nah it's spaghetti with melted cheese and stuff
9:36 PM - phi: i retract my previous statement
9:36 PM - phi: and yea i know :p
9:37 PM - aui: doesn't it usually have chicken or meat on it
9:37 PM - Geit: Yeah Carbonara has egg and bacon
9:37 PM - Ms. Mudpie: sometimes
9:37 PM - Geit: sometimes cheese
9:37 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i guess you can do what you like with it
9:38 PM - Geit: carbonara basically means miner's dish
9:38 PM - aui: w/ bacon and eggs sounds great
9:38 PM - Ms. Mudpie: from a scale of 1 to Piers Morgan how much does this building look like a cock http://i.imgur.com/zSoXaEb.png
9:38 PM - Exactol: i'd rate it a john cena
9:39 PM - aui: so dirty
9:39 PM - Exactol:
B1

9:39 PM - Geit: "Carbonara is an Italian pasta dish from Rome based on eggs, cheese, bacon, and black pepper. "
9:39 PM - Ms. Mudpie: is John Cena a dick?
9:39 PM - Ms. Mudpie: because i want to know if that rating is good or bad
9:39 PM - aui: fuck now I really want pasta
9:39 PM - aui: brb
9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: fuck it if people think it looks like a cock i'll rename the control point Cock Shack
9:40 PM - phi: i dont think it looks like a cock but do it anyways
9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i need to get my mind out of the gutter
9:40 PM - Geit: I don't think it looks like a cock
9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: ok good
9:40 PM - Ms. Mudpie: that means i can keep the capture point names
9:41 PM - Ms. Mudpie: "the touch" and "the powaaah" respectively
9:41 PM - Construction Zombie left chat.
9:41 PM - Geit: okay
9:41 PM - Geit: chocolate is gone
9:41 PM - Geit: :<
9:41 PM - killohurtz: rip
9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: https://twitter.com/CornOnTheGoblin/status/671518041096724480 unrelated
9:42 PM - phi: god i want chocolate now
9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: there's a 24/7 convenience store near my house
9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: i could go buy chocolate riiiiiiiight now
9:42 PM - phi: dammit
9:42 PM - Ms. Mudpie: but i'm in my pants and i don't feel like getting dressed
9:43 PM - Ms. Mudpie: plus it's really cold outside
 
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zahndah

professional letter
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Jul 4, 2015
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Yrrzy: depends which shotgun
Digaag Wa Riz: I don't know which one it was
Digaag Wa Riz: But it sounded like this: PSHOOOOO
 

Osspial

L2: Junior Member
Jul 21, 2015
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Exactol: join the imp sheeple
Ms. Mincepie: get in heeeeere
phi the reindeer: im comingggg
UEAKCrash: phrasing
 
Nov 2, 2010
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Dubtrack chat implying that Tuaam will believe literally anything:


corvatile
this song reminds me of my first marriage
tuaam you were married?
tuaam wait how old are you?
corvatile 34
tuaam oh
corvatile it only lasted 2 years
tuaam What happened?
corvatile she wasn't the girl i thought she was
tuaam yeah, go on.
corvatile she was from nigeria
corvatile i paid her airline costs to get to England
corvatile I went to meet her at the airport
corvatile but she wasn't there
tuaam wait
corvatile I tried to contact her
tuaam oh
corvatile but she just apologised and said she missed the flight
corvatile i paid for her airline ticket eight times
corvatile but every time she missed the flight
tuaam Did you ever meet her?
corvatile that was when i realised
corvatile she was actually a man from birmingham
corvatile named brian
tuaam ...
corvatile honeymoon was still good though
msmudpie "that's what led to my drinking problem"
msmudpie *splashes water on face*
tuaam wait corva are you serious?
corvatile yeah
tuaam ok
corvatile it was a dark time in my life
corvatile but i've moved on now
corvatile i put it behind me
corvatile i opened a sandwich shop in fulham
corvatile and my business has overtaken his
corvatile now who's the sad sap, brian? huh?
tuaam But what about the honeymoon...
corvatile let's just say it was very traditional
tuaam riight
corvatile brian may have been a dude but he was still the hottest person i have ever seen on a travel lodge bed wearing nothing but kebab sauce
tuaam okay then
 

Harribo

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Nov 1, 2009
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00:58 - ★ Spook Toque: What does chat ghosted mean?
00:58 - idolon festive: its when steam silently disconnects everyone
00:58 - Styxgoesbad entered chat.
00:58 - Freyja: 5 years ago someone was brutally murdered in this chat
00:58 - idolon festive: you stop getting messages and you have to quit/rejoin to get back in
00:58 - ★ Spook Toque left chat.
00:58 - killohurtz: ok then
00:59 - yrr the reindeer: i think he mistook that for a threat freyja
00:59 - Freyja: lol
 

iiboharz

eternally tired
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Nov 5, 2014
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King of the Snowgoons, Fr0z3nR: GESSUS CHRIST
King of the Snowgoons, Fr0z3nR: IIBO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT WARRANTS 213.6 HRS INGAME IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS