3 word story

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
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Chapter -1: Spices&Herbs

Cooking! Now more people can prepare Vegetarian Cannibal Soup! First slice some uncooked and raw fresh soylent green, then paint it with unborn chickens that have been electrocuted and burned. Horrifying. Damn.

Regardless that the door is still open, the baked potato is truly vegan. Unless you inject sweet justice of the golden pan.
Someone got ninja´d. Luckily ninja's always try not to wash their balls before bowling, so people don't try to steal them. Sadly it fails. Ironically, fish are the most underrated dictators ever existed since the legendary times of the sleeping age. Now, freedom and democracy are relics of the days when kids played outside and ate their veggies and stuff. When ninja's prepare weapons-grade plutonium and child-grade Silly Putty, they actually eat pie.
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
Chapter -1: Spices&Herbs

Cooking! Now more people can prepare Vegetarian Cannibal Soup! First slice some uncooked and raw fresh soylent green, then paint it with unborn chickens that have been electrocuted and burned. Horrifying. Damn.

Regardless that the door is still open, the baked potato is truly vegan. Unless you inject sweet justice of the golden pan.
Someone got ninja´d. Luckily ninja's always try not to wash their balls before bowling, so people don't try to steal them. Sadly it fails. Ironically, fish are the most underrated dictators ever existed since the legendary times of the sleeping age. Now, freedom and democracy are relics of the days when kids played outside and ate their veggies and stuff. When ninja's prepare weapons-grade plutonium and child-grade Silly Putty, they actually eat pie.

Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the
 

Kraken

Few more zeros and ones for the site to proccess
Dec 21, 2014
430
121
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of left
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since science managed to make a console out of matches
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,857
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since science managed to make a console out of matches and buttplugs. Eww.
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since science managed to make a console out of matches and buttplugs. Eww. What were they thinking, asked robin
 

SnickerPuffs

(*single chuckle*)
aa
Apr 10, 2014
1,315
1,857
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since science managed to make a console out of matches and buttplugs. Eww. What were they thinking, asked Robin Robin McRobin, Phd.
 

Kraken

Few more zeros and ones for the site to proccess
Dec 21, 2014
430
121
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since science managed to make a console out of matches and buttplugs. Eww. What were they thinking, asked Robin Robin McRobin, Phd. "We need to
 

CriminalBunny

Lasers are just deadly rainbows
aa
Oct 11, 2013
273
413
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since science managed to make a console out of matches and buttplugs. Eww. What were they thinking?, asked Robin Robin McRobin, Phd. "We need to call Batman!, but
 

Tumby

aa
May 12, 2013
1,084
1,192
Chapter hl3: A custom Gamemode

Until recently, the remake of 'Left Four the Dead Fortress, Portal to Gabe's Locker Room', has ludicrously reached mach speed since science managed to make a console out of matches and buttplugs. Eww. What were they thinking?, asked Robin Robin McRobin, Phd. "We need to call Batman!, but first let me