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PyroDevil

L3: Member
Sep 19, 2014
123
141
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.


Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.


Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at
 

Zed

Certified Most Crunk™
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Aug 7, 2014
1,241
1,025
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.


Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations.
 

norfolk

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Jan 18, 2014
209
362
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.


Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
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Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.


Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93%
 

norfolk

aa
Jan 18, 2014
209
362
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.


Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by
 

Izotope

Sourcerer
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May 13, 2013
698
764
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation
 

norfolk

aa
Jan 18, 2014
209
362
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean
 

Another Bad Pun

In the shadows, he saw four eyes lit by fire
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Jan 15, 2011
801
1,845
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your
 

radarhead

Basically? Kind of a Huge Mess
aa
Mar 6, 2013
1,045
625
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at
 

Vel0city

func_fish
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Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup
 

Acadium

Playtest Extraordinaire
Apr 20, 2013
116
11
]This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling
 

Empyre

L6: Sharp Member
Feb 8, 2011
309
187
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red
 

Another Bad Pun

In the shadows, he saw four eyes lit by fire
aa
Jan 15, 2011
801
1,845
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose.
 

norfolk

aa
Jan 18, 2014
209
362
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid!
 

Vel0city

func_fish
aa
Dec 6, 2014
1,947
1,589
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a
 
Oct 6, 2008
1,949
446
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming
 

UKCS-Alias

Mann vs Machine... or... Mapper vs Meta?
aa
Sep 8, 2008
1,264
816
This time on Mann Co. Live: turns out that Saxton Hale and Gray Mann are getting a divorce. After many happy days of marriage and pain, wow are they arguing! Wouldn't they have so much beer if they had harvested the souls of the orphans? Probably, I bet. Also, cacti invade North Korea riding Kim Jon Ill's pink unicorn named Sadness and Oppression. Justin Bieber however died of something that made him greasy and mopey. Nobody noticed the scent of disappointment emanating from his baby head as scientists already ensured his quick and merciful demise. Fortunately, it was painful, as a train ran over his slimy, ruined body.

Also today: steam-powered polar bears are the newest trend to use at Canadian Tire locations. A 2011 study shows that 93% of citizens of lynchwood died by steam sales radiation. Could this mean that Half-Life 3 will eat your wallet?

Then, at Engineer's house, soup was angrily yelling at the red fire truck's hose. It was horrid! There was a colossal bang coming out of Johnsons'