Scenes From a hat

Fantaboi

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Scenes from a hat

Welcome to tf2maps
Where your sightlines are messed up, and the thanks don’t matter

That’s right it’s just like a visit to the optometrist’s.

For those who don’t know this is a game called scenes from a hat (created by the show "whose line is it anyway") where a question is asked (in the form of a statement) and it’s the job of the next person to think of the funniest response

Rules:
-When answering a question quote it in your post

-Feel free to post a question but it must be in the form of a statement (E.g: Things you can say about your map and not your girlfriend)

-Site rules still apply, you’re allowed to jab at people but don’t be a dick

Starting questions:
Things you can say about your relatives, but not your map.
AND
Things you can say about your map, but not your girlfriend
AND EVEN
Things you can say about your map, AND your girlfriend
 
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Idolon

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I can never finish it.

New question: Things you can say while mapping, but NOT during sex.

"Goddammit stop crashing you piece of shit oh my god what the hell FUCK well there goes three hours of work"

New Question: Things you could stick in your map and also your partner.
 
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"Goddammit stop crashing you piece of shit oh my god what the hell FUCK well there goes three hours of work"

New Question: Things you could stick in your map and also your partner.

This has the most obvious answer possible.
 

SSX

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"Goddammit stop crashing you piece of shit oh my god what the hell FUCK well there goes three hours of work"

New Question: Things you could stick in your map and also your partner.

A long ass train.

New Question: What trait would you remove from 2fort, and your boyfriend/girlfriend.
 

Bunbun

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That long thing in the middle

New Question: What sort of feedback would you leave on a played map that can also be used to describe your partner?
 

Crash

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"Goddammit stop crashing you piece of shit oh my god what the hell FUCK well there goes three hours of work"

New Question: Things you could stick in your map and also your partner.

crocks.jpg
 

Fantaboi

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New Question: What sort of feedback would you leave on a played map that can also be used to describe your partner?

!gf You have a Leak

(also this thread is going fantastic, keep it up but don't use up all your good ideas at once)
 

Idolon

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SSX

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That long thing in the middle

New Question: What sort of feedback would you leave on a played map that can also be used to describe your partner?

Displacements need adjusting.

NQ: What's the worst prop you could see in a map, that you can also likely see your partner using in a roleplaying sex outfit?
 

Idolon

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Fantaboi

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Question:
Graffiti in the tf2maps bathroom
(If all users lived together in a building that is)
 

UKCS-Alias

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Sep 8, 2008
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Question:
Graffiti in the tf2maps bathroom
(If all users lived together in a building that is)
They would just make a 72h contest to detail it.
They will ask where the func_toilet is

Question: What is recommended feedback for mapping that at work will most likely result in being fired?
 
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They would just make a 72h contest to detail it.
They will ask where the func_toilet is

Question: What is recommended feedback for mapping that at work will most likely result in being fired?

!gf add more time
or
!fb where's the exit?

Question: Something that you should put in your map but not in front of your house