Scream Fortress is COMING, Mortals!

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Very soon, fear-fans, the Halloween update other game companies aren't BRAVE enough to give you is coming! And those other companies are right to be hesitant! Last year's Scream Fortress update hit Valve with a tidal wave of wrongful death lawsuits! That's right: Everyone who played last year's update DIED mysteriously! The only clue was that everyone's hair had turned snow-white!


They died of FEAR, reader! Or possibly premature hair-graying! We're not doctors. No, OUR jobs are to be your ringmasters at this year's Scream Fortress Update! Check out the teaser Update Page to get a taste of what's coming!




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TyeZenneth

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Bumper cars?
Sure Valve, if you say so.
 

Shogun

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Oh man. I've never really been that big a fan for the Scream Fortress Events, but Bumper Cars looks like tons of fun.
 

Fantaboi

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It looks like it's going to be bumper cars with a ball in the middle to score at each end, reminds me of something
hmmm
 

puxorb

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So is this going to be actual bumper-car racing? Proper vehicle support in sourceMP would be really cool.
 

Bunbun

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Somehow the teaser page reminds me of this
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EArkham

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From facepunch, using "addcond 82" puts you into bumper car mode. If the map is not doomsday event, then you just float in the air.

Pako on FP said:
Looks like the bumper car model is provided by the map. Could this make custom karts easier?

If so, this could be incredible for custom racing gamemodes.
 

Fruity Snacks

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From facepunch, using "addcond 82" puts you into bumper car mode. If the map is not doomsday event, then you just float in the air.



If so, this could be incredible for custom racing gamemodes.

We can probably parent models to the players, but no idea how things will work yet.