So I had a few passing ideas for yo mamma jokes since I saw this last night but couldn't turn them into anything that made sense. As they got more convoluted I suddenly I got inspired to go all out in a completely different direction. Here is the result of that.
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The Limits of Love
Beauty not found in MAX_MAP_MODELS
nor painted with MAX_MAP_BRUSHES
My choice out of MAX_MAP_FACES
is none other than you.
I'll turn over MAX_MAP_LEAFS
and brave MAX_MAP_PORTALS
Go to the MAX_MAP_EDGES
for none other than you.
I'll fly on MAX_MAP_PLANES
and wait through MAX_MAP_OVERLAYS
My heart needs MAX_MAP_VISIBILITY
of none other than you.
Brighter than MAX_MAP_WORLDLIGHTS
radiant beyond MAX_MAP_LIGHTING
The joy that fills MAX_MAP_AREAS
is none other than you.
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Designs of the Heart
I will close no door,
keep not a secret,
from you who I adore.
If balance unable,
find your level in me,
I will keep you stable.
When all hope seems gone,
and the world is so cold,
I'm there for you in spawn.
I will take all your hurt,
brush it far n' away,
and hug you like a shirt.
No void will keep apart,
nor distance shall fade,
the feelings of my heart.
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Disclaimer: That shirt line is
almost too stupid even for me, but I still like it too much.
I hope you caught all the double meanings in that second one. I managed to keep it (almost) completely understandable to a non-mapper/gamer.
Disclaimer 2: I never really studied poetry but I tried to give #2 an actual pattern/rhythm.