Why do you love steam convos?

Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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From the map test chat today:

Dr.acula : WHAT EVER HAPPEND TO SQUARE FROZEN
Fr0z3nR : what square?
Dr.acula : what ever happend to square frozen
*DEAD* Fr0z3nR : Square frozen?
Fr0z3nR : When have I been square?

Fr0z3nR via voice chat: "Are you asking about Square the person, or are you calling me a square? In which case, thank you; it's one of my favorite shapes."

It was even funnier out loud with his deadpan delivery.
 
Jan 8, 2011
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square frozen
 

Yacan1

D I G I T A L I N F L U E N C E R
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Nov 7, 2010
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11:12 PM - Yacan1: the guys I met yesterday
11:12 PM - Yacan1: the one collects elements
11:12 PM - Yacan1: and he showed me his uranium sample
11:12 PM - Yacan1: it's cool
11:13 PM - noodle: are u sure it wasnt urine
11:13 PM - Yacan1: wha
11:13 PM - Yacan1: it's not liquid
11:13 PM - Yacan1: it's not even yellow
11:13 PM - Yacan1: what
11:13 PM - Yacan1: what idea gave you that
11:13 PM - noodle: urineium
 

LeSwordfish

semi-trained quasi-professional
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Aug 8, 2010
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void~: my room doesnt have air conditioning
void~: the rest of the house does
void~: why god
void~: instead i get a myustery square in the wall
void~: a square hole
void~: its problably FILLED with asbestos or som eshit
void~: hole bad
void~: hole lead to piping?
void~: not sure
void~: mystery hole
void~: hole likely bad and full of fiberglass
void~: air conditioningini in form of fan
void~: on my desk
void~: i need to clean my room
void~: maybe it wont be as warm then'
void~: i smoked szome weed recently
 

Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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*DEAD* puxorb : I heard titanfall was running on source
*DEAD* Pocket : It does~
Pocket : Shit that was meant to be an exclamation point now I look like a weaboo
*DEAD* sel :3 : you always did
sel :3 : so it's ok
 
Mar 23, 2010
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4:01 PM - Berry~: but what about ~us~, idolon? :(
4:01 PM - Berry~: don't you remember when you kissed me under doublecross' moonlight?
4:01 PM - Idolon: i have like 7 waifus its hard to keep track
4:01 PM - Berry~: when we danced on the rivers of 2fort and touched peepees
4:01 PM - Idolon: oh god
4:01 PM - TMP™⁴³: thats it
4:01 PM - TMP™⁴³: chat became too gay for me
4:01 PM - Idolon: you've crossed the line into reality
4:01 PM - TMP™⁴³ left chat.
 

TyeZenneth

L6: Sharp Member
May 31, 2014
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8:30 PM - Zenneth: hiccups are the worst
8:31 PM - IceCrystalSEF is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
8:31 PM - Dr. Spud: genocide is worse
8:32 PM - Axio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N03Uoj6p9QA
8:32 PM - Zenneth: no
8:32 PM - Zenneth: if hitler gave everyone hiccups we would literally scrub him from our collective history
8:32 PM - Zenneth: for evil such as that should not be known
8:35 PM - Captain Foxer left chat.
8:36 PM - bakscratch_/: tmp is on it again
8:37 PM - Mystyc Cheez: Actually
8:37 PM - Mystyc Cheez: That might be true
8:37 PM - Mystyc Cheez: Because if hitler did that, everyone would be afraid of hiccups
 

Seba

DR. BIG FUCKER, PHD
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Jun 9, 2009
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21:22 - Bird as Prophet: tell me how great of an admin I am
21:22 - Idolon: fuck you seba
21:22 - [UEAK]Crash: Badmin
21:22 - Idolon: worst
21:22 - Freyja: Seba's still an admin?
21:22 - [UEAK]Crash: gtfo
21:22 - Axio: you're my least favorite admin besides prestige
 

Crash

func_nerd
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Mar 1, 2010
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I was fond of:

9:23 PM - Idolon: all of tf2m's admins suck
9:23 PM - Idolon: just the worst
9:23 PM - [UEAK]Crash: we're pretty mediocre
9:23 PM - [UEAK]Crash: especially me
9:23 PM - Fr0z3nR: Whats admin.
9:23 PM - Idolon: haha i didnt even realize you were staff, crash
9:23 PM - [UEAK]Crash: exactly
9:23 PM - Flytnn~: he's that good
9:23 PM - [UEAK]Crash: that's how mediocre I am
9:23 PM - AyesDyef: lol
9:23 PM - AyesDyef: Stealth admin
 
Mar 23, 2010
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expecting apologies from idolon and axio in cake form
 

Ælement

Comfortably mediocre
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Dec 21, 2010
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00:41 - [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]: i'm the king of nipples. i am worthy
00:41 - Exactol: hmm
00:41 - Exactol: maybe
00:41 - Exactol: maybe
00:41 - [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]: actually, no. i have an exam in 8 hours
00:41 - [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]: no time for loligagging
00:41 - Bird as Prophet: does hammer keep crash logs
00:41 - Exactol: i think
00:42 - ])oo]v[: theres always time for gagging lolis
00:43 - umbratile: dude
00:43 - [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]: dude
00:43 - Exactol: dude

dude
 

FiLi

L4: Comfortable Member
Nov 14, 2009
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thinking of ideas for my gpit-style map:
Flip: i know C is a rocket silo and A is a secret lift
Flip: still need something clever for B
Roflman: a laser