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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching excessively large and

I see a disturbance in the force.
 

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They were posted on the same minute. While I personally like Forty-Two's submission, Idolon was first by a few seconds.

Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for
 
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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences.
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the Moon with his
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene
 

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Once, several individuals decided to develop a new age monkey hat, which would increase the monkey's tendency to prematurely ejaculate while watching Space-Jam on VHS. This would enable the excessive use of an elephant on a hovercraft to aid in generating the necessary Elephantidaeric flux for the enhancement of his trunk so that he can end run-on sentences. However, the monkey "accidentally" shot the moon with his Pro CSS aimbot, which caused the elephant to colourfully portray the scene of the assault.