TF2 maps drinking game

henke37

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A drinking game is a game where a participiant has to take a drink each time something specific happens. Some variants has all participiants except the one the event happened to drink instead.

Take a drink if...
  • The map has no pickups
    • And someone complains about it in chat.
  • The map has no signs
    • And someone complains about it in chat.
  • Someone suggests that highlander solves everything
    • Finish the drink if someone as a result switches on highlander mode
  • The map has broken cubemaps
    • And someone complains about it in chat.
  • The map has floating door motors
    • And someone complains about it in chat.
  • Someone finds a ridicelous sightline
  • Someone finds a map exploit
  • the map doesn't end due to bad IO work.
  • someone asks about the !fb and !gf commands
  • finish the drink if the map has a highly noticeable error like misssing testures, missing models or broken areaportals
    • drink the full bottle if the map manages to crash the server

Any suggestions?
 
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grazr

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I prefer the game where you drink if anyone does or doesn't do anything. Someone spawns, drink, someone uses a locker, drink, someones dies, drink.

So at the start of every round you have to do 24 drinks if the server's full.
 

MetalKev

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Hardcore mode: Every time you drink, you take a drink.
I call it...binge drinking. Grazr knows what I'm talking about.
 

Jeremy

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When someone complains about being killed while giving feedback, take a drink.
 
Sep 1, 2009
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When someone complains about the quality of the drink, you drink pure ethanol.
 

MetalKev

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When a map with a new gametype shows up, drink.
If there is no explanation for how the gametype works, drink again.
 
Oct 6, 2008
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Take a drink every time you get killed or kill someone - then you can say I wasn't responsible for it because I was drunk at the time.

Or let's have a drinking map contest!

The way this one works is that you are only alllowed to make the map when totally hammered (ha no pun intended) - any game type or combo game type allowed!

Let's see what type of sick, twisted and just plain weird maps get made. EVERYTHING is allowed (must have no leaks)- dev textures, area portals out in the middle of nowhere giving you that warp gate effect, etc, etc.

You win if 1] Your map works when not drunk 2] Everyone likes it and considers it really messed up when not drunk 3] It really comes together for you when drunk or alternatively messes you up even more so you wake up in a nice white padded room wearing a new suit with no sleeves and buckles on it!

LOL - let the contest begin!
 

Jeremy

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At least drunk people are funny.

Sometimes.