Wednesday, October 05, 2011
4:20 PM - Rexy: looks like it's harribo
4:20 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: hi rexy
4:20 PM - Rexy: hi
4:21 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: so, for all the marbles (quite a few), how do I find out if a girl wants to be more than a friend, what should I do to get a girl to want to be more than a friend.
4:22 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: P.S. I'm not 16 yet and neither is she
4:22 PM - Rexy: sneak into her house and steal her underwear
4:22 PM - Rexy: girls love that
4:22 PM - Ezekel: um, don't ask a gaming chatroom for dating advice
4:22 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: and where should I ask
4:22 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: cause as sure as hell I'm not askin my mom
4:22 PM - supersandvich: ask your irl friends
4:22 PM - Ezekel: but seriously: it really depends the girl, you know her and you know if she'd like you to be straight and blunt or coy and subtle
4:23 PM - Ezekel: we don't know the girl
4:23 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: hmm
4:23 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: good point
4:23 PM - supersandvich: "what is the universal formula for girls"
4:23 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: so give me some generalized advice
4:23 PM - Ezekel: your best person to ask is a mutual friend who you know can keep secrets
4:23 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: and I have none
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4:23 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: next advice
4:23 PM - supersandvich: wear a sombrero, she will fall for you instantly
4:23 PM - Ezekel: be polite...
4:23 PM - Rexy: steal her underwear
4:23 PM - Ezekel: but not too polite
4:23 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: Don't date until your 16.
4:23 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: Be efficient.
4:23 PM - Tom Cruise: rexy's plan is foolproof
4:24 PM - Rexy: make sure when you sneak into her house, wear a black ski mask
4:24 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: Frozen, I'm 16 in about two months
4:24 PM - Ezekel: the problem is that girls are just as varied as guys
4:24 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: then 18
4:24 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: no
4:24 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: NO DATING TIL YOU ARE MARRIED
4:24 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: honestly.
4:24 PM - Rexy: yeah, just steal underwear until you're married
4:24 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: so I should just propose to her?
4:24 PM - Ezekel boston bashes frozen
4:24 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: I had 1 relationship in highschool. It sucked.
4:24 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: Don't date til college.
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4:24 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: this is all terrible advice
4:24 PM - Ezekel: let me ask you terwonick: does it sound like a good idea to do that?
4:25 PM - Rexy: the more underwear you steal, the greater your chance that she will marry you
4:25 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: other than the whole "be polite stuff"
4:25 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: 4:22 PM - Ezekel: um, don't ask a gaming chatroom for dating advice
4:25 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: ...
E² StickZ♥r0 has changed their name to Mm bagels ……E² StickZer0.
4:25 PM - Tom Cruise: it never ends well
4:25 PM - Ezekel: the best advice anyone could give you is this: do what you think is right
4:25 PM - supersandvich: ask tom cruise, he is the expert on girls
4:25 PM - supersandvich: especially GAMER GURLZZZZZZZZ
4:25 PM - Tom Cruise: oh gosh super
4:25 PM - Ezekel: you know yourself and you know her
E² StickZ♥r0 has changed their name to E² StickZer0……Mmm bagels.
4:25 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: she's not a gamer
4:26 PM - supersandvich: i want bagels
4:26 PM - Rexy: the first step in this process, is to remove 'desligou' from your name
4:26 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: , she's a dino-fanatic
4:26 PM - Tom Cruise: play games with her then
4:26 PM - supersandvich: she will love dino d day
4:26 PM - Rexy: girls don't like guys who hang up on themselves, cut themselves off
4:26 PM - Tom Cruise: then steal her underwear while she's too entranced by games
4:26 PM - --Asshat-->: You get bonus points if you stop her from buying underwear ever again for fear running out of money
4:26 PM - LeSwordfish:
http://welele.es/post/10992914888/nyan-schrodinger-cat
4:26 PM - --Asshat-->: and an achievement
It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n! disconnected.
4:27 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I don't want an achievement
4:27 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I want a girl
4:27 PM - --Asshat-->: pffft
4:27 PM - Ezekel: ...any girl?
4:27 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: no
4:27 PM - --Asshat-->: girls are for losers
4:27 PM - Tom Cruise: then go over there and take her
4:28 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: hmm
4:28 PM - Tom Cruise: throw her over your shoulder and walk out
4:28 PM - supersandvich: i dont need girls i got mountain dew
4:28 PM - Rexy: what are you going to do with her once you get 'this girl' terwonick
4:28 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I'm afraid she might find that kinda wierd
4:28 PM - Ezekel hates the mentality of "need to have a girlfriend to be normal"
4:28 PM - Rexy: I mean really
4:28 PM - Ezekel: people end up getting obsessed over that sorta thing
4:28 PM - LeSwordfish: if you need to, i can play that music that plays in the film
4:28 PM - LeSwordfish: she can put your unsual hat on her head
4:28 PM - supersandvich: rexy: sleep with her
4:28 PM - E² StickZer0……Mmm bagels: Have you tried stealing her underwear?
4:28 PM - supersandvich: then what?
4:28 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I don't need to have a GF to feel normal, she just makes me feel good when I'm around her
It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n! entered chat.
4:29 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: and it's not magic
4:29 PM - supersandvich: oh baby ;3
4:29 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: so trine didn't work.
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
E² StickZ♥r0 has changed their name to E² StickZer0……Mmm bagels.
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4:29 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: 4:29 PM - Tom Cruise: aw
4:29 PM - Tom Cruise: he rage quit
4:29 PM - Rexy: that's almost a drug statement terwonick
4:29 PM - Tom Cruise: lol
4:29 PM - Rexy: I don't need POT to feel normal, it just makes me feel good when I'm around it
4:30 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: :O
4:30 PM - supersandvich: anime is tom cruise's anti drug
4:30 PM - Tom Cruise: stalk her, take tons of pictures of her, send them to her house
4:30 PM - Matt (2): Well that was dumb shit
4:30 PM - Tom Cruise: optional: write "I love you" on the envelope
4:30 PM - supersandvich: write "i love you" on the underwear
4:30 PM - Rexy: do what napoleon dynamite did and draw her portrait
4:30 PM - Tom Cruise: SUPER I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE ANIMES
4:31 PM - Matt (2): Refactor Code->Don't back it up
4:31 PM - Rexy: make sure to spend lots of time on the shading on her upper lip
4:31 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I was actually thinking about re-doing a bunch of songs and compiling them into an album and then giving it to her for her birthday
4:31 PM - supersandvich: adaaaawable
4:31 PM - supersandvich: daaaaaaaaawwwwuuuuuurrrgggggggg
4:31 PM - Rexy: that's too complicated, just steal a bunch of her underwear
4:31 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: don't worry, if I do, I'll post it for you guys
4:31 PM - Matt (2): lol rexy
4:32 PM - Rexy: and gift it to her on her birthday
4:32 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I have to go do the dishes
4:32 PM - --Asshat-->: I have the perfect chat up line for you
4:32 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: have fun
4:32 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: what is it?
4:32 PM - Rexy: and for best effect shout SURPRISE when she opens the box full of her undies
4:32 PM - Ezekel: rexy, you're a reall ass sometimes, ya know
4:32 PM - --Asshat-->: Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?
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4:32 PM - Archmage MC: Question. Does an Areaportal also split visleafs or no?
4:32 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: WTF
4:32 PM - Ezekel: archmage: yes
4:32 PM - Rexy: archmage, yes
4:32 PM - supersandvich: haha asshat
4:32 PM - Archmage MC: Thanks.
4:33 PM - Rexy: hey, you were the one who said not to ask for dating advice in a chatroom
4:33 PM - E² StickZer0……Mmm bagels: TF2M Lonely Hearts Club is open
4:33 PM - Ezekel: and you were the one who kept going on about it
4:33 PM - Archmage MC: Finding the right type of girl, or just finding a girl in general thats not taken is pretty hard
4:34 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: I'm not lonely
4:34 PM - Ezekel: archmage, i think it's true about guys too at least from what girls tell me
4:34 PM - --Asshat-->: thats what they all say
4:34 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: that's because you have the TF2M comunitty to keep you company
4:34 PM - Rexy: well would you be surprised if I told you that's how I met a girl in college, by stealing her underwear and giving it back to her in a box and shouting SURPRISE!
4:34 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I don't
4:34 PM - Ezekel: "mr right is always already taken" i hear so often
4:34 PM - Rexy: ?
4:34 PM - supersandvich: tom "FUCK GIRLS I GOT ANIME" cruise
4:34 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: lol
4:34 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: do it
4:35 PM - LeSwordfish: i got a girl by accidentally implying she was fat
4:35 PM - Ezekel: rexy, i wouldn't be surprised. it sounds like the sorta thing you would say
4:35 PM - Rexy: how do you know I'm not giving advice from experience
4:35 PM - Ezekel: if you REALLY did it is another matter
4:35 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: lol
4:35 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I hope so
4:35 PM - Archmage MC: Hm, Ez, I've heard that too.
4:35 PM - Matt (2): Rexy: Isn't that the story of your first restraining order too?
4:35 PM - LeSwordfish: another one texted me to say "I;m lowering my standards, will you go out with me"
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4:35 PM - LeSwordfish: and another one still denies i ever knew her
4:35 PM - Matt (2): Swordfish: Text back and say "Sorry, I still have standards."
4:35 PM - Archmage MC: But usually thats because they don't wanna step up and ask the guy out, they wanna wait for the guy or soem such. Sometimes anyway.
4:35 PM - Ezekel: swordfish: sounds like you have a low self esteem
4:36 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: how much trouble do you think I'd get in if I posted alll this on the steam convo page
4:36 PM - LeSwordfish: oh i have a great self esteem
4:36 PM - LeSwordfish: everyone else has a low me-esteem
4:36 PM - Ezekel: terwonick, i thouhgt you had dishes to do?
4:36 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: I do
4:36 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: ...
4:36 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: stop distracting me
4:37 PM - Ezekel: well chop chop. girls like guys who are punctual about things
4:37 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: ok
4:37 PM - ( ') Terwonick desligou: good advice
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4:37 PM - Archmage MC: Nah, girls like bad boys that are abusive.
4:37 PM - Ezekel: of course it is
4:37 PM - Ezekel: I said it
4:37 PM - Archmage MC: For some odd reason.
4:37 PM - Ezekel: and i'm a physicist
4:37 PM - Ezekel: i know all
4:37 PM - LeSwordfish: ^
4:37 PM - Archmage MC: Even though they'd prefer to be with a nice guy, they'll find him boring.
4:37 PM - Ezekel: no archmage, that's just you
4:37 PM - Ezekel: XD
4:37 PM - LeSwordfish: atoms, bitches, all the same
4:37 PM - ƒѕ™Boo-sε the alien ghost: rofl
4:37 PM - Archmage MC: Nah, its all hormones talking.
4:38 PM - Rexy: another relationship I started by saying, 'so, when's the orgy?'
4:38 PM - Archmage MC: Evolution is a freaking douche.
4:38 PM - Rexy: that lasted about a year, pretty good for a pickupline like that
4:38 PM - Ezekel: rexy... just stop
4:38 PM - ƒѕ™Boo-sε the alien ghost: hahahahahahahaha
4:38 PM - Rexy: I'm not kidding around man
4:38 PM - Ezekel: i don't care whether you are or aren't
4:38 PM - Ezekel: it's just... not funny and TMI
4:38 PM - Rexy: well maybe to you
4:39 PM - Archmage MC: I've lost quite a few girls to bad boys because they were more 'intersting' and the girl got bored that I listened to everything she said. My experience, not necessarily the norm.
4:39 PM - ƒѕ™Boo-sε the alien ghost: it is funny
4:39 PM - Rexy: some people might find it informative
4:39 PM - ƒѕ™Boo-sε the alien ghost: I think it's hilarious
4:39 PM - ƒѕ™Boo-sε the alien ghost: rexy is the bst part of this convo right now to me
4:39 PM - LeSwordfish: my current relationship issue is i cant remember if i kissed this girl or not
4:39 PM - Rexy: girls tend to be initially interested by outgoing actions
4:39 PM - --Asshat-->: "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"
4:39 PM - LeSwordfish: oh hell yeah
4:39 PM - ƒѕ™Boo-sε the alien ghost: hahahahaha
4:39 PM - Archmage MC: LOL
4:39 PM - It's The Great Pumpkin, Fr0z3n!: i got dumped by my first girlfriend because I was too nice
4:40 PM - LeSwordfish: you want girls, do drama
4:40 PM - Archmage MC: Drama?
4:40 PM - Rexy: swordfish has it right
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4:40 PM - Ezekel: jeez..
4:40 PM - Ezekel: american relationships are weird
4:40 PM - Archmage MC: So basically, stop being so mellow?
4:40 PM - LeSwordfish: being prepared to look dumb on stage has been what got me 75% of my relationships
4:40 PM - Rexy: I had a lot of dates in highschool through after-school theater productions
4:40 PM - Archmage MC: I'm GREAT at drama! Just don't got anything to do it with.
4:41 PM - Archmage MC: Ever had that stagefright issue? Like your fine some ngihts and others you've got stagefright?
4:41 PM - Ezekel: never
the only advice I actually got out of this was:
- Be Polite
- Don't be to polite or they'll leave
- Don't steal their underware
- Never listen to Rexy about girls
- Be outgoing to get their attention
any more advice?
