Evil Lair Accessories

Model Evil Lair Accessories 1.0

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Mann Co. Evil Lair Accessories

Items #4113, 4, 5, 6

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Evil lairs. Everybody wants one, less people can afford one, and even less are evil enough to dare construct a true one. If you belong to the former two groups, leave this website immediately, as these accessories are not for babies like you. If you belong to the latter, continue reading. So you've got a lair - it's nestled on the edge of Vesuvius, buried under Uluru, or maybe sunken deep in the Mariana Trench. You've got henchmen, some nuclear devices, a giant laser or two, and a target like, say, a seemingly innocent gravel pit. But wait: how will you plan out your attack? The answer is simple: with the Mann Co. Evil Lair Accessories. This stylish four-pack of evil includes an oversized world map desk to find out where the hell Liechtenstein is so you can giant laser the crap out of it; a miniature rocket model to mark your secret silos covertly built into mountains; a miniature tank model to plan your steamrolls across granaries; and a miniature oil derrick to determine which basins to push an explosive-laden kart into in order to prospect oil. All accessories come in red and blue - please specify which corrupt multinational corporation is currently paying you more while ordering.
 
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Jeremy

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Makes me want to learn how to model but I don't get the first part.

D:
 

Seba

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ONE HUNDRED BILLION THANKSPOSTS

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Seba

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Also, I will probably make an ashtray and miniature Gpit laser tonight. Be ready to redownload.
 

ricardojvc6

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Well, might be useful.. Make sure you make other evil lairs too!
 

tyler

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A neutral color is stupid because there wouldn't be a neutral war room. Neutral colors would ruin this.
 

Seba

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Sword: for marking tactical airdrops of spires? :p Sounds kinda silly, tbh,
 

tyler

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If it's easy, why not?

I kinda wish the skybox models were the correct size for this table because it'd open a lot of doors for funny stuff, I think.

I guess here are some things that may be cool: a train, both payloads, the hydro satellite, a pyramid (???), a refined metal (???), the regular satellite, simplified 2fort (???), the radio tower antenna thing
 
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Seba

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If I ever decide to make some more of these (and I probably will, they take like five minutes per model), I'll keep those in mind, Yyler.
 

Ezekel

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it's risk, for evil masterminds! XD
 

Terr

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What would be the point? This sort of prop is supposed to go in the deepest, darkest bowls of an evil lair, it's not something I'd expect to see in a Grey Gravel warehouse.

Very reasonable, but I still think the tri-color scheme is a good general rule to follow, given how most of the time a neutral version is easy to make and sometimes it's hard to predict how people might want to either re-use a model in another context.
 
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