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Um. Hello. Is this on? Excuse please. This is first time making blog post. For babies. I am sorry. Before I sell you something, I am supposed to flatter you. So: not baby. You are all not babies. There. Done. Yes?

No? Oh kay.

Usually Soldier has baby job of talking to you through button board. He cannot come to blog today because he tells me he must accept highest honor US government can give: Jury Duty. He could not wait to go deliver his guilty hanging verdict for whatever it is criminal did, but he left seventeen page speech for me to type to you. I am not doing this.

Anyway, hats. They are new and very good for you. There are ten of them. One is bear, not hat. So nine hats and bear. Available through drops, craftings and store. Is good deal, you should buy. Moneys go to TF community members who make hats and bears. Do not wait. Get in line now for hat or bear. Have money ready because line is going to be long.

These are good words. Job is done. Where is Heavy's hat?

What?

I SAID, WHERE IS HEAVY'S HAT?


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Pocket

Half a Lambert is better than one.
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Nov 14, 2009
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Bear.

What else can you say but... bear.
 

Da_Man

L4: Comfortable Member
Aug 23, 2009
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Love the engies's googly eye thingy. And Doc Brown's hair. And McGyver's Mullet. And the bear.

Engie has the best hats.
 

Mr.Blob

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Jun 12, 2009
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Nice one Valve, more useless hats noone wants. - I wouldn't mind but it's not structured at all. - Not one hat for every class, or with a major update. It's just here have some random hats.

/sadface


TF2's dying :c