My gift unto you all: A collection of Ric's most beautiful quotes

StickZer0

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It has been a busy year for us all.
Some of us have been mapping away, other have been going away from mapping.

But one thing that has remained consistent is Ricardo's wonderful ability to spew utter arse-gravy with every movement of his mouth. I have been documenting his lifestyle for a long time now, and I feel it is only right that I finally share this gift with you.

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Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
14:01 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: Off course... critical fisting wants you hanz... you better accept it.. i won't decline a chance like this '_'

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
14:09 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: Lies... Lies.. pants on hire.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
14:10 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: Shit.. shit Fucking bullshit

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
14:11 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: Hammer.. i'm gona Love you.. so much when you don't shut down on MAH FACE D:

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
19:25 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: YM don't steal my quotes

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
19:26 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: pants for hire is shit.
19:26 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: why you will buy pants when you are lying»?

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
19:28 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: dawgs just kill theirselves for one BONE!!!
19:28 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: for them... its LEEEEEEROOYY BONESSSSSSSSS.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
19:30 - YM | cp_stark: go away murderer
19:30 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: I deserve a KICKKKK for being NAUUUGTHY
E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums was kicked by YM | cp_stark.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
21:04 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: Fuck owl.
21:04 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: You are really old.
21:04 - StickZer0: Oh, so you're into mature porn eh Ric?
21:05 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: pherhaps.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
21:06 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo L4D.forums: shit shit... what the shit.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
13:05 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: http://img215.imageshack.us/f/pic4a.jpg/
13:07 - Eyce: What is up with the van/car collision
13:07 - Eyce: The hatchback's door is caved in from a side on impact
13:07 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: woops
13:10 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: http://img138.imageshack.us/f/pic5e.jpg/
13:10 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: fixed the collision

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
18:14 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: troll maps are for people who doesn't have future

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
18:27 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: stick you make me sticky and glued to the floor :D
18:27 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: thats why you're my hero.
18:27 - E.inc| [POG] Ricardo TF2maps.ne: <3

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
20:15 - Ricardo TF2maps.net: i don't kill chats, i just kill your mother cuz she is sometimes is piece of plastic shank
20:15 - E² StickZer0: rofl
20:15 - Ricardo TF2maps.net: skank=

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
21:51 - void | texturefest: ugh
21:52 - void | texturefest: my mom is so complicated
21:52 - void | texturefest: and is a bitch about everything
21:52 - Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps.net: then tell your momma to not be fancy :|

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
21:08 - Grim Tuesday >IG<: I kinda plumbed your mom last night
21:08 - Gerbil: wait
21:08 - Gerbil: what
21:08 - Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: oh great... so put just wrench stickied to her arse.
21:08 - Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: and make it turn right.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
22:27 - Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: i know stick i am portuguese but i am not english the fault is not mine D:
22:27 - E² StickZer0: :D
22:27 - Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: blame god.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
Ol' Tricky Dev Measure TF2maps: we? awful? dreams never come true. Time to wake Sleeping beauty.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
14:55 - E.inc| Ricardo TF2maps: imagine if the human kind on 22th century would possible to make ships and fly way on space. With our Tecnology everything is possible.
14:56 - E.inc| Ricardo TF2maps: with a new speed that is more faster than light speed

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
15:35 - E.inc| Ricardo TF2maps: Its hard to believe that Aly.. is girl.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
17:36 - Ricardo TF2maps.net: i like to make people cry tears upon me.

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
17:51 - Ricardo TF2maps.net: i like they boobs bouncing up and down. so i can put my floppy frontwards so i can be happy xD

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
20:57 - [TF2RP] Ricardo TF2maps.net: i can have sex with a cartoon furry if atleast it was a women and not a guy with a big cock just leaping around and seeing that shit moving around <_<

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
20:56 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: botox is machivent weapon
20:56 - Languid: what
20:56 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: well devil worship weapon..
20:57 - Languid: what
20:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: dude its a drug weapon that kills you in isntance..
20:57 - Languid: what
20:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: its like suicide
20:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: languid more one "What" and i'm done.
20:58 - Languid: ...
20:58 - Languid: what

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
21:06 - E² StickZer0.ps: ric smells
21:06 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: poo?
21:06 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: Yeh i know..

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
15:48 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: you ID is shownable
15:48 - Red Herring: I know.
15:48 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: also that photo you have looks like ED is getting shoved so hard in the ass with fat smoothy dildo

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
15:56 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: stick...
15:56 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: I DARE YOU
15:56 - E² StickZer0.ps: ric...
15:57 - E² StickZer0.ps: :O
15:57 - E² StickZer0.ps: How dare you dare me!
15:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: its got to be you
15:57 - Red Herring: Cool, my flash game starring a black square going up and down crashed Flash CS5
15:57 - E² StickZer0.ps: what does?
Godslayer57 llGHll is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
15:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: you are telling him my quotes
15:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: DAMMIT
15:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: just don't D:
15:57 - E² StickZer0.ps: how is that daring me?
15:57 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: cause he should be dead

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
16:47 - A Boojum Snark: Nobody cares about someone's nude tf2 models with jiggleboned jiggleybits.
16:48 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: well i care
16:48 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: instead being just hardcore
16:48 - Shadow's Line TF2maps.net: its PORN SEX AND HARDCORE

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
20:58 - ric doesn't care how maps look: look at this before you blame for another shit http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3346/picturefortf2mappers.jpg
20:58 - ric doesn't care how maps look: and say i don't care about optimization and detail

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
15:20 - Shadow's Line TF2mappers.net: stick you unsexual you do not have sex

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
15:21 - Godslayer57 llGHll: people eat PINEAPPLES!
15:21 - Shadow's Line TF2mappers.net: people eat pricknipples

Team Fortress 2 Mapper's Chat said:
15:27 - Shadow's Line TF2mappers.net: another word I twist your nipples to ceiling



Thank you for making this a special year, I'm sure the current competition and next year will bring us much more joy!
Belated Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
 

Rexy

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Just because you even bothered at all, you get my thanks.
 

Fruity Snacks

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[Team Voltage] Ricardo: http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/25117/fairy_chimneys_.jpg
[Team Voltage] Ricardo: awesome
[Team Voltage] Ricardo: looks like something we know
Untouch: really
Untouch: why did you link that
[Team Voltage] Ricardo: just for kidding
Midget: I don't see what they're meant to look like
PSU||Fr0z3n: i see asparagus
[Team Voltage] Ricardo: they look
[Team Voltage] Ricardo: only thing it needs its MEAT BALLS


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