A priest and a hunter walk through the woods. The hunter sees a rabbit, aim, shoots, and misses.
"God dammit, I missed!" says the hunter.
Says the priest; "You shall not use the Lord's name in vain, or he will smite you."
They walk on, and see an elk. The hunter aims, shoots, and misses.
"God dammit, I missed!" says the hunter.
Says the priest; "You shall not use the Lord's name in vain, or he will smite you."
They walk on, and see an elephant. The hunter aims, shoots, and misses.
"God dammit, I missed!" says the hunter.
Says the priest; "You shall not use the Lord's name in vain, or he will smite you."
A gigantic lightning crosses the sky and hits the priest, who drops dead instantly.
Says God: "God dammit, I missed!"